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Ever been tempted?
- You better... - Let me tell you the reason, motherfucker.
No, it's Helmut Berger.
Don't worry about her. She don't even know you're here.
- Uh-huh. - Of course he did. He tells anybody who's gonna listen.
The same guy that put my ass in jail. Thanks a lot.
Brown, case 70032.
Little cheap-ass spray gun made outta South Miami.
Bet they asked you a whole shitload of questions about it, huh?
- Who? - What you care?
♪ I love you ♪
Beaumont Livingston.
- What's that? - My diet shit.
How'd you feel about that?
- Fuck you... - What, you're gonna rip the fuckin' bag?
Wait! Your change!
Come on. Goddamn, we're late. Come on.
Look, look, man. That's the bag she came out with.
- What? - You ain't hear?
Based on the defendant's prior conviction...
- Got some O.J.? - Mm-hmm.
I want you to take all this cash.
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
The Hurt Locker (2008)
Now that motherfucker rollin' in cash.
Well, thanks. I got one now.
Sit down.
♪ I'll die for 'em, gimme a chair And then I'll fry for 'em ♪
I know, but it's a lot of money.
Who in Mexico gave you this money, and who in America were you bringing it to?
Here. Here. Here.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- How the fuck they know that? - I told them.
Now, the money's gonna be in a Dell Amo shopping bag, all right?
Yo, Louis. Louis? She ain't there?
This here is a Styer Aug.
Inside out
And you helped her, didn't you?
No. He just tries to act cool.
See, just where I said it was.
No. Have a seat.
♪ Across 110th Street ♪
Wait for a beep, dial 59...
- Hello? - Louis? What the fuck you still doing there, man?
♪ Take my advice It's either live or die ♪
- That other picture, that green one? - Yeah?
and you know that.
Or if I stand mute, I can get as much as five years.
It's that late?
Is your son still in school?
- "Let me bring in the money." - And they said?
Except it's not a point of view shared by the A.T.F.
you the first motherfucker gets shot, you understand me?
Bail bonds.
Where can I put my ash?
- Just catching a movie. - What'd you see?
He doesn't give a shit about the money.
Well, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm waiting on her. I'm ready to go, yeah.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
It’s pretty good
It's in there.
♪ Ohh, ohh ♪
Goddamn.
♪ Hey, brother There's a better way out ♪
but she white.
If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there...
♪ Look around you Look around you ♪
The Lion King (1994)
And like Johnny Cochran, this nigger hate cops. I'm serious, man.
Oh, let me give you my beeper number.
but all this criminal activity fucks up your shit for good with the big airlines.
Hey, you got caught with blow. That's your business.
or you can talk with a couple of good-hearted guys like Mark and myself.
that I wasn't missing much, so...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Uh-huh. Well, guess where I am?
Oh, y'all a couple of Cheech and Chongs, huh?
♪ When I'm tellin' the world That I love you ♪
What the fuck happened to you, man?
Hey, hey, hey! Don't start buggin' on me.
You still have to show him the money at the airport.
I ain't worried, 'cause by and large Asians are very dependable.
So then she got on me about that. "Is it this aisle, Louis?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
♪ Ooh, didn't I do it, baby ♪
♪ You can find it all In the street ♪
That's what he did.
So when'd you get out of jail?
- You gotta make sure ain't nobody following you. - It's ready to go?
♪ Baby love My baby love ♪
Oh, oh, shit.
Don't say anything else, okay? Keep your mouth shut.
I got your package.
You ain't gonna get serious while we're in here chilling, is you?
♪ And if it's too late and she's gone too far ♪
♪ Break my heart and make me sad ♪
So... What's your cost?
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Pass them by ♪
Read the paper.
♪ Let me sing it Across 110th Street ♪
Okay, who's the other one?
And they need some weapons so they can show the neighbourhood niggers they mean business.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
It doesn't sound dark.
♪ Ooh, baby Across 110th Street ♪
You can't ride up front with me. The surprise element is 90% of it.
Yeah, well... so far, he is.
- How'd you find me, anyway? - Winston found you.
♪ Ooh I play the street life ♪
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Your Honour, My Client Ian would like to plead GUILTY He was born a Gyalis, unfortunately he cannot change
when, come on, face it, the only people he ever sold to were dopers.
A fellow named Beaumont. They got him down in County.
Every bit of this goes in my report.
You gonna need nigga repellent to keep them motherfuckers off your ass
You know, it's like...
How do you know about him?
Okay, I'm now counting it.
but I had to be somewhere all of a sudden.
- You two meet? - Yeah, this afternoon before I came here.
He walked into a strip bar sometime around 3:30 and never came out.
It's my plan. We're in this together.
what the f*** that got to with anything
That goes a long way in backing up your story.
You been talking to them police too much.
His name was Hi-Hiro... Hiro... Hiroshi.
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Thinks he's Joe Gunn now.
- No. - Last chance, motherfucker. You sure?
- Well, where'd you shoot her? - In the chest and the stomach.
Now, let me lay it all out to you, okay?
You better fuckin' back off, man.
Uh, if I had to guess, I'd say Beaumont's his Christian name.
Just wait a fuckin' second, all right? Let me finish.
Popopopopopo with old spice
Would you like some coffee?
- What the hell's wrong with you, Jackie? - Shut the fuck up and don't you move.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Well, how am I supposed to know that? - You know your bail bondsmen, don't you?