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Now that I think about it, he was the town jerk.
Easy? It's impossible.
What, you've kept me on hold all this time to tell me that it is sold out?
- Dorothy... - These are desperate times, Rose.
Every night, I'd close my eyes and I'd picture it getting smaller and smaller.
Invited everyone you knew
In a minute. Dorothy's been trying to get through to the box office for 20 minutes.
Blanche, I hope you're not discouraged.
Elementary school was a nightmare. I was afraid to talk in class.
I got tickets, too. This is such a coincidence.
I need to hit Wally's Bar for Ladies' Night.
Please, I beg you. Look...
I cannot pass that course. I just can't do it.
- Well, where is everybody? - Just you and me, Blanche.
But best of all, I told off that nasty old professor.
OK, Sexual Discrimination, Sexual Education...
After a while, I learned I could use my looks to my advantage,
Ten tickets! What are we gonna do with ten whole tickets?
You get right back here and hit those books.
but I do know that my self-respect is more important than passing your damn course.
The boy can't spell his own name unless he copies it off his jersey.
Well, it's gonna take a lot of hard work on your part.
Well, Nils would arrange the ice cream scoops in an obscene way.
and I said, "I'll think it over. "
You have our complete attention.
Look, we'll talk about it later.
Oh, now you can get that promotion at the museum.
Honey, congratulations. You're going to be a college graduate.
No, I was also cleaning out my ears.
Do you think Bob Hope got all those degrees without studying?
Tina's third cousin once removed.
When I first started teaching,