Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got tickets, too. This is such a coincidence.
No, I was also cleaning out my ears.
Every night, I'd close my eyes and I'd picture it getting smaller and smaller.
Do you think Bob Hope got all those degrees without studying?
I cannot pass that course. I just can't do it.
You have our complete attention.
Well, Nils would arrange the ice cream scoops in an obscene way.
but I do know that my self-respect is more important than passing your damn course.
But best of all, I told off that nasty old professor.
The boy can't spell his own name unless he copies it off his jersey.
Now that I think about it, he was the town jerk.
What, you've kept me on hold all this time to tell me that it is sold out?
- Well, where is everybody? - Just you and me, Blanche.
and I said, "I'll think it over. "
You get right back here and hit those books.
Ten tickets! What are we gonna do with ten whole tickets?
Look, we'll talk about it later.
I need to hit Wally's Bar for Ladies' Night.
Easy? It's impossible.
Blanche, I hope you're not discouraged.
Well, it's gonna take a lot of hard work on your part.
Invited everyone you knew
Elementary school was a nightmare. I was afraid to talk in class.
Honey, congratulations. You're going to be a college graduate.
OK, Sexual Discrimination, Sexual Education...
Please, I beg you. Look...
When I first started teaching,
- Dorothy... - These are desperate times, Rose.
After a while, I learned I could use my looks to my advantage,
Tina's third cousin once removed.
Oh, now you can get that promotion at the museum.
In a minute. Dorothy's been trying to get through to the box office for 20 minutes.