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with, uh, Fred?
- Not bad, A little small. - A little small, yeah, I agree.
- Wait, are you really upset, for real?
- An eraser. - Excuse me.
from all the other ones in the neighborhood.
or be anything other than my boyfriend,
- So Tracy and I are neighbors, we live on the same street.
- We're busy, man. - Super busy.
- I would've cancelled going today, to be honest,
[upbeat music]
Juliet's in ninth grade. Like, Scarlett's in sixth.
and, like, holding Lexi and trying to close a deal...
- Well, we got 11,800 feet here.
so I think we're on time, which is good.
- All right, let me go inside and call him
- Oh, my God! - Right?
is not exactly easy for me.
- Are you done yet?
Obviously, I'm not selling it, but... just, you know.
- Wow.
really good for one of your clients
- It's my dog. Nope.
with your attire and you look like you're in
- You know, the last time we... we saw that house...
Just present the offer, give me a counter, it's very simple.
- I love you 200.
we're going to send a photographer there on Friday.
Give me a number.
Let me put it very clearly.
- I love it too.
- I would not touch anything below 14 million.
about something that's not available.
He honestly wants to do business 'cause he would not be driving
For me, if we look at the comps,
- Oh, my God, I love this room!
- I love you.
- A lot of action, no offers yet.
- "Don't waste my time at 13,400,000.
♪ ♪
- Salud. - Thanks for having us.
- They live in San Francisco. - Okay.
Let's get the offer and then let us do our jobs.
- No, no, no.
- He could flip out and change his mind.
- James, he looks like he's crying now.
Good morning, babe.
What are you doing?
- Oh, I didn't know.
- Whoo!
- Thank you, my love.
I think I got it!
- When we walk through the house, you're gonna note
I could wake up to this every morning.
- Come on, Jakey-poo.
- "Vitamin"? - Yes.
He doesn't want anybody knowing about it,
- So that's the whole sales pitch.
and then I'll get back to investors
- There's a separate bar down in the basement.
and I'm talking to Heather, we both run the office,
[smooches] - Ciao.
so you have four up, two on the main level,
Eight doesn't seem like a lot or enough for a place like this.
- One... oh, sh...
What's this stone? It's really pretty.
- All right, we're headed downstairs now.
- You. - Me?
- Hey. - How are you?
But very good job.
- May we stay in the closet? - Yes.
You gotta realize, there's only so many people
San Francisco, we're here to sell a house.
- My husband is a die-hard surfer.
For you and Jake, come on. - Okay, come on, doggy.
This is why I love LA.
- Honestly, this is one of the best houses.
Oftentimes, I would take Jake for a week.
- Hi, beautiful. - Mwah!
- Stand by for five seconds. We still have to call Fred.
- I didn't think anybody would see me.
- Anyway, Corsica. - Yes, okay, let's actually
- I want to see the main bedroom.
for the Beverly Hills Post Office area
- He's told us he doesn't want to sell,
- So you guys were split, doing like a back and forth?
It went nuts.
or we have a problem on our hands.
- Did you just rip your pants? Oh, Jesus.
- You believe.
So this is pretty epic.
- There's a lot of brokers in LA that will blow smoke up your ass
♪ ♪
I need friends and I need friends and my colleagues,
- Isn't that cool? - Yeah, that is really cool.
- But it's not every day somebody comes into LA
- Hi!
Do people eat in LA? - Yeah.
That is so rare, by the way,
- What is this?
♪ ♪
- Hi, puppy-doo.
I know you've mentioned that you were looking in Beverly Hills,
I feel it's big enough, and I rarely say that.
- ♪ Nothing ever feels just like this feeling ♪
We just want to say a few words,
Look how pretty the flowers are. - Oh, you're welcome.
- Yeah. - How long did it take you?
They told me to be discreet.
- Now we've got our job... chill.
So this is the primary bathroom.
- Yeah, but what do I send them? I mean, I guess... you?
If there's any flexibility, we can lock this thing up
that's where the cheap stuff is. - Okay, love you.
♪ The grass is greener on the side where I stay ♪
- Being at home, it's the new reality.
- [wincing]