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Still, when you think about it...
...when something occurred to me.
But it doesn't mean it's gonna happen to you.
Go, Pack, go.
- Aah! Take her. - What...?
- Stay safe, R-Train. - You too, B-Nasty.
[IN SPANISH ACCENT] Hi. My name is Rodrigo DeGoya.
Yeah, but he's in the middle of Wisconsin. How am I gonna punish...?
We got lucky.
TED: What I didn't know at the time was:
I'm sorry, you're saying "ring bearer," right?
I almost killed my wife, Ted.
Plus, how about those balls dragging all over the ground?
Knocking out serpents, busting down castle doors.
Great. And while you do that, I'll check in on the ring bear.
Have you been avoiding Barney?
For a guy who loves New York this much, to leave it...
...and replaced it with cheap booze, ketchup, and hand sani.
[BOTH GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
We've only got about 45 minutes until they get inside.
Uh, ha, ha...
L...
- You peel the label off the Glen McKenna. - On it.
Well, we both know he may not get here in time.
[IN UNISON] One, two, three.
...you should have to wear something you don't want to.
Why do you know what they're called?
[GLASS SHATTERS]