Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wait, the colors aren't dark enough.
TED: Kids, as you recall...
Too late. It's like we're in a zombie movie.
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
[SIGHS]
There's nine steps between the bus and that door.
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
Yeah.
- I'm gonna check the gym. - No, no, no, that gym has a sauna.
Don't say "buffet." That attracts old people.
You'll always be safe with me.
...and then Inigo Montoya is like, "Fezzik, you did something right."
Then why do you know what they're called?
You don't drop a bombshell like that this close to a wedding.
...why'd you help me out?
- Look, I'm really sorry. - No, it's not good enough.
Ted, you know damn well why we haven't.
But I don't get it. You're so against me moving...
- Well, what about your backup dress? - Oh, it's just classy, Ted.