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- Oh. Hey. - Hey, bud.
Yeah. I really do.
Because that's a good thing...
I'm sorry, Dad.
So the hairdresser shows up at 2 on Sunday.
...because we're afraid that the magic might fade after we get married.
- No, no, no. - No!
That is what happened with me and Tom.
No, uh...
Sixty years.
I was about to take Lily's rehearsal dinner dress to the dry cleaner.
- The greatest generation. - Smother me before I'm that age.
What? But Marshall's not even here yet.
- Doing it somewhere we're not supposed to. - Huh!
Yeah, I'm sure.
[SIGHS]
I almost killed my wife. I almost...
What do you think?
And it's so cool when I go like this:
- But they're family and I love them. - Ha, ha. Our living link to history.
...and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have...