Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

An objectophiliac? No way.
BOTH: "Prepare to die."
ALL: Ted, Ted, Ted. - Yeah. Come on.
Besides, Marshall and I are saving that Scotch...
- Still not right. I think it was a little redder. - Mm-hm.
- Mm. Okay. - Okay.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] We'll switch it with this cheap bottle of whiskey.
Ehh.
That's the easiest one on here.
Why not just say goodbye to the bad things?
[BOTH MOANING]
And it's like, bro, Andre's been doing stuff right the whole movie.
- It's everything I wanna do before I go to Italy. - Oh.
Because if you get up there and speak from the heart...
To all the heartache.
No, I locked it.
You know, to get them started.
The drunks at the dry cleaners destroyed it.
This list isn't written by someone who's ready to move on.
[BLOWING HORN]
- This is fun. - Oh, yeah.