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And now on Monday, you're running away to Chicago.
And down south, it made mama look...
[IN NORMAL VOICE] I loved that dress you cut in half.
- Wait, you guys had a sword fight? - Maybe a tiny one.
Yeah. It will.
[IN UNISON] I never wanna have sex again.
Why does the brother always die first?
[ALL CHEERING]
That's an excuse. You have been avoiding Barney and Robin since the carousel.
What is it with dudes and swords?
- There's gotta be someplace to bang here. - I'm starving. We should've hit the buffet...
That's totally what you were thinking, right?
You are avoiding him.
That's not gonna be us, right?
It's a list of all the things I wanna do before I leave New York.
- That's kind of weird. - Is "weird" the right word?
Basically carrying your revenge-and-sangria-soaked ass.
Remind me to put a $5 bill in Barney's wedding card.
... Uncle Marshall had gotten kicked off his flight home from Minnesota...
I mean, "Fix graffiti on 96th and Amsterdam"?
Tons of empty rooms to bang in. Hurry, I've started without you. I mean, I love you.
The Farhampton liquor store is actually pretty high-end.