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[Woman] #Reginald didn't have a job #
Let's forgive him. Let's forgive him, and let's forget.
and when you weren't looking, I took your keys and replaced them with yogurt.
If I role a four through a seven, I have to give that asshole all my money.
- I'll need your phone back. - [Groans]
- Stop that! - I'll send for my things.
Well, I'm not happy with your appearance.
I had to swing by Home Depot for a bag of charcoal.
I have a problem.
You make me sick.
Oh, no. No. You will not be attending this abortion.
I've had no further contact with theJohnsons, blah."
- [All Gasp] - Huh. I'm better at choosing than I thought.
- Charles? - Oh, my God.
Tony?
Α γ ω θ η ι κ ρ α ύ λ ο ι θ μ ν η β π ι θ υ τ α ς ζ χ σ ς λ ;
- Marco. - Polo. - Polo!
Steve also needs to learn how to keep his trap shut...
You're good, simple people.
- Just "wrap it up. I'll take it." - What?
- Yeah, we'll surprise him. - Yes. I'm in agreement.
It wouldn't make any sense, but I could do it.
at a street fair in Little Eritrea.
- Let's go home. - [Gasps]
[Gasps] Oh, my God.
Upstairs from there is a psychologist.
I'm sorry. Do I know you?
It just means-Well, you can't eat chicken for every meal, you know?
A calzone for Kirk Douglas here.
Dear Lord, please bless these dice and my little wheelbarrow.
Obviously not. I feel so stupid.
[Together] Tony!
[Sobs] Help me.
But when I got back to the pumps, they were gone.
I thought it was my father's birthday again.
- What's going on? - Oh, look. It's Tyler...
# They put the helmet on tight #
You went? Why did nobody wake me?