Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Has he been worrying about whether having boners at night means he's gay?

- the Beatty-MacLaines, the Arquettes? - Roger!

I'm sorry. I was an idiot, okay?

I can't believe I let you back in. I feel so stupid.

Jenny, you better shut up right now, or I will cut your face.

You can't have both. It's either us or them.

ever since we took that family road trip to Montana.

I chose it 'cause Scotty is your favorite Star Trek character.

Why would he do that? I mean, are we not enough for him?

The Fabulous Thunderbirds.

# Please stick to the rivers and the lakes #

Full moon tonight.

Why would Roger lie to us about being in a play?

Yeah, he's definitely talking to you.

and I stupidly said yes.

# Now he's a koala And he's cute as a button #

that I'm happy to have.

[Reginald] It was scary, y'all.

all grown up like a big shot.

Now I have an announcement- New cell phones.

B.T.W., I haven't gotten ticket money from any of you, wh-which is cool.

CARTMAN CHRIS PETER QUAGMIRE

- Just like making love. - Okay.

the Olsens, the Fondas, the Estevez-slash-Sheens, the Gabors, the Redgraves...

The Quaids, the Batemans, the Culkins, the Cusacks, the Afflecks?

It's important to face your fears.

and I mistook it for ghosts.

- [Roger] Marco. - [Smiths] Polo.

I went on a family bender.

[Gasps] Bonjour, Monsieur DuBonnet.

I could ask you the same question.

Reading Railroad. I'll buy it.

I only have one question though.

I'm- I'm laughing now 'cause I'm nervous.

Everyone, this is Roger. Yea. He'll be joining us.

eating a caramel apple, watching an animatronic bear play the fiddle.

# Good morning, U.S.A. #

and introduce ourselves to Roger's new girlfriend.

There you are. We missed you at the concert.

- Maybe next time. - It'll only take a second.