Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS)
I'm fine!
Stop standing around! Let's go!
"You're Upsetting Jinxy Cat."
(TEDDY CONTINUES SCREAMING)
(CONTINUES MOANING)
Sebastian knows he has to throw up, but he wants to keep partying.
Fuck me! Shit! They're sending Garf out to talk to him.
The team is breaking up. Yep.
There's gonna be hundreds and thousands of Teddys living next door to you for all time.
God damn it!
CROWD: Oh!
But you know what? You hear that?
This is the creed of our fraternity.
We're back. We're back in business.
Okay, well, on that note,
Get the fuck... Get out of my way! Move!
This is an abomination.
Oh, she just scrunched her little nose!
Delta Psi, Delta Psi!
I'm buying a fucking gun! No, you're not!
Oh, no.
I love you. Baby.
Yes, sir.
Look at that, sweetie.
What up, Teddy?
What woman is named DEAN?
Think about what they've done to you.
You can always come to me with this kind of stuff, all right?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Scent of a Woman.
See, we missed out on the whole, kind of,
Teddy's dead! Pete's dead! Scoonie's dead!
How's the rest of post-college life treating you?
KELLY: Oh, no.
What a twist. Oh, yeah. Okay.
I got it, I got it. I got it.
We're a family.
We can't do that.
That's from Zero Dark Thirty.
Yeah. What's going on?
You have the baby monitor right there.
Kelly, honey.
GIRLS: Aw!
KELLY: What does that mean?
I saw him. He saw me.
Okay, call me after. Call me soon.
Yes, respect.
These glasses, there's a camera in them.
Just, normal.
(SCOFFS)
There's alcohol in there.
Just stop.
What?
so the fraternity would get dissolved.
Who is Ray Romano?
But we'll get out of the house!
I'm sorry. What the fuck?
Oh, my boobs.
I'm just kidding. Sort of.
We can't both be Kevin James. I'm Kevin James!
I love brunch.
Yo
You seem like a senior that took a year abroad.
Yes?
You should look, you can see her.
How the fuck could I be cool with that, man?
ALL: ...to walk in the way of honor,
and we're gonna be watching right back.
It's gonna be really boring
Whoopie who
Hey, come on. Wait, let's just...
Fucking tired. I miss my mom.
That's a little patronizing.
What the fuck are you talking about?
There's a rumor that Prince might perform.
Delta Psi puts on a production of Julius Caesar.
You know what? I just thought of another headline.
What's this, a dance-off?
It's offensive that I'm saying that you should be smart?
I'm just disappointed.
I'm Cowman!
Why would you do that 리듬패턴
That was, like, a distraction so they couldn't see what was going on.
You really want us to keep it down?
It's like a White Russian. Lay down, sweetie.
All right.
Yeah.
Oh, no? I'm a fucking man!
It's like having sex with Tony Soprano.
All right, let's put that down.
How do you turn these off?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Do you still like me? I miss you. I love you.
We're gonna make them put hos before Bros.
So, at least it looks like it.
Look, look, look.
(COMPUTER RINGING) Oh...
Let's do that shit. Whoo! Let's do it!
You go up to my room.
FYI, we're gonna do it in every room.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Dance-off!
Yeah, try to keep it down.
See you, brother.
OOOW!
That's really responsible of you guys.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
You're not taking the heat for this.
Ow!
Just stop doing this stupid shit! We're sorry.
So weird.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHUCKLING)
Damn it, man... He wasn't ready!
You're divorced.
Yeah.
Because Teddy is just an idea.
Your baby
What can we do? That fucking Dean.
Well, listen, the way I do my job is,
Fraternities. They live and die on the concept of brotherhood.
We do, it's working.
That's AI Pacino. That's not even... Yeah.
Okay. I'm in.
What are you wearing? What is this?
The condom was unused.
Delta Psi! Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
It's like when you lend a fat friend your shirt,
That's awesome.
That's right, Pete. Walk away.
I mean, we get pretty loud over there. Yeah, yeah.
(LAUGHS) Michael Keaton's Batman was like,
So? So?
That's why you got to go.
Hold on to this moment, man. Seriously, enjoy this.
This is our little cub on our lawn with a condom in her mouth.
It's the least we could do, you know?
Whose a good girl? I am daddy
Yes. They have to move.
You get the fuck out of here.
Oh, it went great. It went great.
We're innocents. We're innocents in all this.
Hey. Mac!
MAC: You look good. It looks okay. I think it's okay.
Moo-ood.
Can you please keep it down?
This is all my fault.
He's still alive!