Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm fine!
Do you still like me? I miss you. I love you.
That's why you got to go.
You really want us to keep it down?
Dance-off!
and we're gonna be watching right back.
Oh, no? I'm a fucking man!
This is all my fault.
You go up to my room.
I'm Cowman!
I'm buying a fucking gun! No, you're not!
Oh, my boobs.
These glasses, there's a camera in them.
That's awesome.
(CHUCKLING)
What are you wearing? What is this?
Teddy's dead! Pete's dead! Scoonie's dead!
CROWD: Oh!
You know what? I just thought of another headline.
I love you. Baby.
OOOW!
Yes?
Delta Psi, Delta Psi!
Fuck me! Shit! They're sending Garf out to talk to him.
Yes. They have to move.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'm sorry. What the fuck?
This is an abomination.
We're a family.
(COMPUTER RINGING) Oh...
Oh, it went great. It went great.
What?
We can't do that.
That's right, Pete. Walk away.
Delta Psi puts on a production of Julius Caesar.
We do, it's working.
It's gonna be really boring
All right.
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
So, at least it looks like it.
What a twist. Oh, yeah. Okay.
See you, brother.
Hey, come on. Wait, let's just...
Yeah, try to keep it down.
That's from Zero Dark Thirty.
(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS)
Delta Psi! Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
KELLY: What does that mean?
GIRLS: Aw!
See, we missed out on the whole, kind of,
FYI, we're gonna do it in every room.
That's AI Pacino. That's not even... Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. What's going on?
We're back. We're back in business.
Damn it, man... He wasn't ready!
Your baby
Just stop.
Okay, call me after. Call me soon.
But you know what? You hear that?
I saw him. He saw me.
I'm just kidding. Sort of.
I got it, I got it. I got it.
You seem like a senior that took a year abroad.
Think about what they've done to you.
Sebastian knows he has to throw up, but he wants to keep partying.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You can always come to me with this kind of stuff, all right?
This is the creed of our fraternity.
The team is breaking up. Yep.
That's a little patronizing.
What's this, a dance-off?
It's like having sex with Tony Soprano.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
We're gonna make them put hos before Bros.
All right, let's put that down.
Fucking tired. I miss my mom.
So? So?
You should look, you can see her.
What up, Teddy?
Stop standing around! Let's go!
You're not taking the heat for this.
How do you turn these off?
Moo-ood.
ALL: ...to walk in the way of honor,
You have the baby monitor right there.
Oh, no.
How the fuck could I be cool with that, man?
It's the least we could do, you know?
This is our little cub on our lawn with a condom in her mouth.
That was, like, a distraction so they couldn't see what was going on.
Just stop doing this stupid shit! We're sorry.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Who is Ray Romano?
Just, normal.
KELLY: Oh, no.
(CONTINUES MOANING)
Let's do that shit. Whoo! Let's do it!
The condom was unused.
What woman is named DEAN?
Yeah.
Yo
Scent of a Woman.
It's offensive that I'm saying that you should be smart?
Oh, she just scrunched her little nose!
There's alcohol in there.
You get the fuck out of here.
Ow!
Look, look, look.
Look at that, sweetie.
(SCOFFS)
Okay, well, on that note,
Yes, respect.
I'm just disappointed.
You're divorced.
What can we do? That fucking Dean.
Whoopie who
How's the rest of post-college life treating you?
"You're Upsetting Jinxy Cat."
Okay. I'm in.
It's like when you lend a fat friend your shirt,
That's really responsible of you guys.
Yes, sir.
(TEDDY CONTINUES SCREAMING)
There's gonna be hundreds and thousands of Teddys living next door to you for all time.
God damn it!
(LAUGHS) Michael Keaton's Batman was like,
So weird.
Whose a good girl? I am daddy
There's a rumor that Prince might perform.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
We're innocents. We're innocents in all this.
Hey. Mac!
I love brunch.
But we'll get out of the house!
so the fraternity would get dissolved.
We can't both be Kevin James. I'm Kevin James!
Why would you do that 리듬패턴
Well, listen, the way I do my job is,
Because Teddy is just an idea.
Hold on to this moment, man. Seriously, enjoy this.
Can you please keep it down?
I mean, we get pretty loud over there. Yeah, yeah.
Fraternities. They live and die on the concept of brotherhood.
He's still alive!
Get the fuck... Get out of my way! Move!
Kelly, honey.
It's like a White Russian. Lay down, sweetie.
MAC: You look good. It looks okay. I think it's okay.