Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You guys just crossed the fucking line. You're dead.

My claws are out! I'm gonna fucking get them!

I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

I give you the hot house.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

You're gonna have to milk me.

Fuck, are you okay, man? Dude, I'm so... (YELLS)

No, no, no! Yeah!

Lol Is fucking Jimmy there

Gonna turn around now. Gonna look at the wall now.

Otherwise, this plan won't work.

Dude, I texted you. I said, Shave.

When All Else Fails

There is no President of the United Nations.

Just get off! Are you talking to me?

Your phone beeps when there's someone horny near you.

ALL: Delta Psi!

What are you... We said all those things, all right?

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Wait. Wait, no! Wait!

I was only supposed to stay a semester,

Oh, I'm Sam Jackson, you know, from Jackie Brown.

Are they really? But I can't touch them.

First off, my bad.

Bring Stella! You can bring kids! Bring Stella!

How much of you is traumatized? 2%? 1%?

Do you guys want to come in?

In two weeks, none of this is even gonna matter.

You can't tell anyone I showed you this. Okay, baby?

I have a call, it's from Mac Radner. That's you. Right?

We have neighbors, for Christ's sake!

You're really villaining out in here.

Let's go! Let's go!

Why would they just break in and steal the airbags?

I guess we're all going down in a blaze of glory, huh?

Just keep it down.

You need to grow up, okay? Our family is in danger.

Beyonces pregnant with twins...

Now, there is no higher honor in Delta Psi than making it onto the wall.

for no ejaculation will be occurring due to over-intoxication.

I love you! I love you, too, man.

You better put that in the recycling bin.

I'm taking you to Boner Town, love. Okay.

That's the best idea.

Get it out of you.

Yeah, but see, that's my fucking point! You know shit like that, man!

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

We'll take care of it. Same with us.

Yeah, they got big Greek letters.

(JIMMY GROANING)

We all have dignity! Yes, Assjuice, yes!

sex-Tech bubble, you know what I mean?

What? No way, man. Get out of here.

Whose a good girl? I am daddy nmnmmnmmmm

You're not even looking at us, are you?

We're about to be, like, adults now.

They make these little strips that test your tit milk for alcohol.

How'd you even do that?

That is kind of lame, but also kind of meaningless, right?

Do you see what they fucking did to me? We don't stop now!

I don't know if you guys are aware,

You're not trying to get rid of me, are you?

It's a really expensive bush!

Okay, you know what? Let's end this.

Just make sure if we're too noisy, you call me first.

just so you know!

Oh, my God, homie. It feels so good.

My brothers need me.

That was good. You like that?

This worked before we had Stella, but...

You don't seem old.

You could be President of the United Nations.

I'm sorry, but it's true.

Well I love both Pantera and guns, so I think it’s hilarious

BOYS: Yeah. What is it?

I mean, you do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?

She knows what's happening.

What are you, like, having a baby,

No. Fuck old people.

If we're cool with them now, they'll be cool with us.

You wear them into the frat house.

Okay! Let's do it.

I'm not even hungry. It's so wasteful!

You're right, it's a bad idea!

Hey, man, do you think, maybe we're going, like, way too far with this?

Oh, they're Hulking out! They're gonna blow.

That was incredible!

Yeah, glad you made it. Whoa, whoa!

We promise. Thank you so much, guys.

There's a clear focus going on here.

I'm a human man! I have dignity!

You’re gonna have to milk me

(EXCLAIMING IN SHOCK)

You're never gonna forget this!

Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes...

Can we take your order?

(YELLING IN DELIGHT)

Don't worry about it.

What's happening?

The only way to break it apart is to get in there,

Look at you. I'm a possum.

Oh, there he is.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING) (TIRES SCREECHING)

It smells like lemongrass.

No, it's my baby monitor.

It's like bouncing balls.

JIMMY: Oh, God! Oh, God!