Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, I'm Sam Jackson, you know, from Jackie Brown.

They make these little strips that test your tit milk for alcohol.

How much of you is traumatized? 2%? 1%?

We promise. Thank you so much, guys.

I give you the hot house.

It's a really expensive bush!

sex-Tech bubble, you know what I mean?

This worked before we had Stella, but...

Get it out of you.

I don't know if you guys are aware,

Yeah, but see, that's my fucking point! You know shit like that, man!

Okay! Let's do it.

You're not even looking at us, are you?

Can we take your order?

First off, my bad.

We all have dignity! Yes, Assjuice, yes!

She knows what's happening.

Well I love both Pantera and guns, so I think it’s hilarious

Why would they just break in and steal the airbags?

Just make sure if we're too noisy, you call me first.

I have a call, it's from Mac Radner. That's you. Right?

I guess we're all going down in a blaze of glory, huh?

Your phone beeps when there's someone horny near you.

No. Fuck old people.

You better put that in the recycling bin.

Oh, my God, homie. It feels so good.

You're really villaining out in here.

No, no, no! Yeah!

Otherwise, this plan won't work.

What are you, like, having a baby,

Don't worry about it.

No, it's my baby monitor.

In two weeks, none of this is even gonna matter.

We're about to be, like, adults now.

Gonna turn around now. Gonna look at the wall now.

Okay, you know what? Let's end this.

Whose a good girl? I am daddy nmnmmnmmmm

JIMMY: Oh, God! Oh, God!

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

Oh, they're Hulking out! They're gonna blow.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Do you see what they fucking did to me? We don't stop now!

It smells like lemongrass.

ALL: Delta Psi!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING) (TIRES SCREECHING)

Yeah, they got big Greek letters.

Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes...

Look at you. I'm a possum.

I love you! I love you, too, man.

I'm not even hungry. It's so wasteful!

You wear them into the frat house.

Beyonces pregnant with twins...

That's the best idea.

for no ejaculation will be occurring due to over-intoxication.

What? No way, man. Get out of here.

Do you guys want to come in?

I was only supposed to stay a semester,

(EXCLAIMING IN SHOCK)

Let's go! Let's go!

You’re gonna have to milk me

Bring Stella! You can bring kids! Bring Stella!

You're never gonna forget this!

When All Else Fails

That was incredible!

Are they really? But I can't touch them.

It's like bouncing balls.

I'm taking you to Boner Town, love. Okay.

BOYS: Yeah. What is it?

We'll take care of it. Same with us.

just so you know!

You can't tell anyone I showed you this. Okay, baby?

What's happening?

You're right, it's a bad idea!

Just get off! Are you talking to me?

My brothers need me.

Fuck, are you okay, man? Dude, I'm so... (YELLS)

If we're cool with them now, they'll be cool with us.

Lol Is fucking Jimmy there

Yeah, glad you made it. Whoa, whoa!

I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

You need to grow up, okay? Our family is in danger.

You're not trying to get rid of me, are you?

(YELLING IN DELIGHT)

The only way to break it apart is to get in there,

I'm a human man! I have dignity!

Wait. Wait, no! Wait!

There's a clear focus going on here.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

What are you... We said all those things, all right?

Now, there is no higher honor in Delta Psi than making it onto the wall.

You could be President of the United Nations.

Hey, man, do you think, maybe we're going, like, way too far with this?

How'd you even do that?

You're gonna have to milk me.

Oh, there he is.

Just keep it down.

There is no President of the United Nations.

Dude, I texted you. I said, Shave.

(JIMMY GROANING)

We have neighbors, for Christ's sake!

You guys just crossed the fucking line. You're dead.

I'm sorry, but it's true.

You don't seem old.

That was good. You like that?

I mean, you do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?

My claws are out! I'm gonna fucking get them!

That is kind of lame, but also kind of meaningless, right?