Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is turning me on. I don't like it.

You guys should come here.

Makes sense. Yeah.

You know what brings people to a party more than anything?

We are not moving.

We need to fucking tell them not to do that. Right now.

I don't want to milk you. Well, you're gonna have to.

We're not gonna end up on this thing.

You don't want a baby. Oh, I do.

No. You're not buying a gun.

All right. Good talk, man. Later.

Everything I could do, I can't do anymore.

Is how bad this could have gone.

We are Delta Psi Beta.

They're gonna be loud, obviously.

That was so much worse than I thought.

Our probation's been lifted!

Man, parenting is easy. Look at that!

Sorry, man. Sorry my ball just got in your face.

Good. Good, then.

Why are we doing this? Didn't we already win? Remember?

Baby, this is a fucking nightmare!

Ho! Hey, babe, you want to party?

Fuck. Oh, no. Okay, relax.

You're that boy.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

What?! No!!!!! No!!!!! No!!!!!

We are the family you get to choose And we don’t get divorced!

Look, man, we're sorry.

We have a very strict three-strike policy at this school.

It's a joke? That's a joke!

We're okay. Cool.

Yeah. We're gonna get these guys.

Nice! Nice! Great! Awesome, awesome!

(BOTH SCREAMING)

It's all made up.

We can't leave her at the...

You're a little...

What it is, y'all.

and everything's gonna be fine.

Yeah, she puts them on her tits. Her tits are huge right now.

I also got some ranch dipping sauce.

Shit, he's still talking.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Teddy, how much time we got?

You were being noisy.

The muse is a fickle bitch

Who knows what's gonna happen next?

(ALL IMITATING DANCE MUSIC)

about you and the fraternity...

My boss just invited us for a play date,

Dude, we can have walkie-talkies,

Then we seem cool. They're thinking...

(SCREAMS) What the fuck? Ew!

WATKINS: Well, it looks like you guys were partying with him.

I like it. I don't like it, stop!

But I don't know why you try to hide this stuff from me.

I don't see anyone else here, either!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

All right. I'm down. Little chicken. Come on!

He's coming. Kelly, it's over!

I am, yeah. Yeah.

This is strike three. This is crazy.

I'm not a baby.

Oh, yeah! Magic mushrooms!

ALL: (CHANTING) Delta Psi.

I think I realized for the first six months, everything is fucked.

Baby broke his leg!

TEDDY: What's up? (WHOOPING)

Well, my parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.

Totally, we be cool. We take them a joint.

The asset's gone rogue.

Did you party with this kid? We don't party with them!

I'll go tell them to shh!

that I'm gonna change who I am.

MAC: Okay, it's happening. It's spontaneous.

MAC: Here we go. Here we go.

Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know

I think we should invite the old people in.

She's on the fast road to her first word being cunt.

Come on! Ow! I'm sorry.

(CLEARS THROAT) (WHISTLES)

Masturbrate before ask her to date

Get the party going again. Get the party started.

What's her name?

Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh!

I agree. We need to go over there.

What are you doing?

That's a joke photo!

Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch.

Fuck! Shit, shit. Go!

Stop hitting me. MAC: That's so stupid!

Fuck, these kids locked everything!

that it is so hard to convince you,

We call the cops? Yes.

Pretty fat file. It's dank.

Drago Bludvist, you have been a very bad boy in my class today, that's it, i'm giving you the detention slip.

They seem like a nice couple. They're so happy.

My bouncing balls.

Hey, slow down!

So, we're calling. It's too loud.

I have a little bit of Kevin James in me.

Super quick tour.

I don't get it. Who would even buy one of those dildos?

Nobonita Barua here's a headline How about go fuck yourself

She wants your necklace. Give me your necklace. Now, go pump.

Opening to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1994 VHS

Sorry. It hurts.

They're actually really good. They taste like vanilla, kinda.

We're trying to talk to you.