Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take it sleazy.

Best night ever.

He's a little scrawny piece of shit with a giant dick.

Hey, there they are!

Full season of Girls up there in the DVR.

That's the best name ever. Are you kidding?

I'm in! MAC: Yes!

I'm doing it. Oh, man.

Okay, okay, we fucking get it! I get it. I get it.

We made a baby. Things have changed. Everything has changed.

and it comes back, and it's all stretchy and flappy!

They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out.

I can't help it, I sympathize with them.

It's over? Okay, it's over, it's over, it's over.

Hey, dude. What's up, man?

I brought it into bed with us.

They are dangerous to the neighborhood!

And I get really excited when I smell freshly ground coffee.

Bitch. Oh, my God.

Yeah. How do you have that information?

this year is going to be legendary.

I'm gonna pull this thing off.

What woman is named Dean?

(MONITOR BEEPING)

Bert and Ernie before squirtin' spermy.

He's doing it. He's doing it.

You got nothing to worry about, officer.

That's all we wanted.

Okay, I got it.

Welcome to the neighborhood.

Junk before trunk.

You... Right now, both of you have to make a choice right now.

So, how did you meet Teddy?

Let's do this shit.

(CROWD GASPING)

Mac's working in the morning. We got jobs.

(CHEERING) And outdoor speakers!

(1980s POP MUSIC PLAYING) Sebastian Cremmington and his brothers

Yes, you are. You know what?

Hey, you guys, if my calculations are correct,

Yo, guys! Music check!

MAC: What's that?

I can't do it. Don't yell, just try to...

Let's make a baby.

Good to see you. Good to see you, too.

stop the dumb guy from doing dumb shit!

You're doing it a little weird.

They are sending the cops.

Delta Psi, man. All right?

All right, balls before dolls.

I don't know. At some job fair or some shit.

When All Else Fails When All Else Fails

Hey. What's nice is in a few years,

Pete, do you want to tell us about your first summer as a Delta?

I've been doing mushrooms since before the fucking Internet existed.

Yeah, we gotta file that for the THC Corporation.

I'm coming. Are you close?

I mean, we have to get on the wall, plus we bought the kegs.

I will haze you until your fucking face falls off!

I don't even know what the fuck to do with this.

(GROANING) (GRUNTING)

that I ate a whole pot brownie before coming in here

(IMITATING BALE AS BATMAN) Where is she?

I'm sorry, I felt inspiration. What was I supposed to do?

we will get our faces on that wall,

Dildo Psi! Dildo Psi!

Yeah, dope, dope. Cool. It was a good time.

She puts them on her tits?

Check this out. Watch the yard.

It's too late. We'll... Okay.

GIRLS: Bye, Stella!

He's looking at us.

Because I felt safe.

(SINGING) Can you take snout higher?

Delta Psi! Delta Psi!

Your dick could buy more than a hot tub. Your dick bought me.

I don't even think it would make the local police blotter.

We need all that equipment you bought to spy on Paula.

I don't know, man. Just be free.

a whole new life, where we have it all.

You're the VP, man.

I've been wanting this. I've got your number.

Kelly, he's coming!

Yeah, fuck them! Fuck them!

I put sof hamisschak, which is Hebrew for game over.

A girl in the audience unexpectedly hands one of our brothers a beer.

doesn't mean that we're old people.

No, no, why? Why? No! What?

I don't see anyone else here.

Abercrombie, Fitch.

I feel like shit.

Bring it in for the real thing.

Yo. I've been waiting forever.

and you're the oldest guy at the party,

You make the store more approachable.

Get in the dance circle.

Well, Garfield.

It's because they remind you of the future.

We're gonna fucking fuck them! Fuck them!

Oh, hi, baby. MAC: How's it going?

TEDDY: Welcome to Abercrombie.

play a little ping-pong of their own.

But I'm going to night school to get my degree, so...

(IN BRITISH ACCENT) I will take the gentleman's route out and call it a day,

Oh, shit! Oh, no!

And her vagina, Bye! It's ruined!

I know! What's nice about the house

I hope you guys come over and try and hang with us some more.

You're gonna make me cry.

Neighbors. Hey. Hi.

It's a blessing and a curse!

I'm gonna throw up.

Much like Scoonie's cock,

I don't feel safe here, just in case you didn't know.

We have a little baby. We have a baby.

Autoprueba de VIH

He's so light. He's all dick.

Our first official meeting in the new house to order.

Infinite OTPHJs

Shut the fuck up!

Hos don't go before Bros. It just doesn't work like that.

Everything's good. Fucking great party.

Bros before hos, motherfucker.

Do some cat stuff real quick. Be sarcastic or lick yourself.

There's booze in your boobs. There's booze in your boobs.

This is in Jewish!

I heard they burned down their last house.

I like it. Don't do that!