Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll fucking kill them! No, no.

Somebody call 911!

(PEOPLE CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

Because Teddy is just an idea.

Dude, all that shit I was saying the other day

(BROOKE MOANING)

It's not funny. That was really bad.

So, how'd the meeting go?

What do I do? Do I get to do something?

Oh, the university might be interested.

Would you be my surrogate, Kelly?

Whose a good girl? I am daddy

What's up, man?

I promise you, as the President of Delta Psi,

Yeah, this is amazing.

When All Else Fails

I'm sorry, baby.

Look, we're friends with both of you.

I mean, as a child of divorce, I just...

You know the boy who cried wolf?

And they were reprimanded for that

What the fuck are you looking at?

(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

Yeah, have a good one. Try not to die.

Do you promise?

and your little princess over for a play date.

What do you think we should do?

Milk yourself! Try milking yourself!

What do we got?

Why don't I stick something up your ass?

Cool, cool. How is that?

What up, man? How's it going?

Catch up on some Z's, okay? Take a nap.

Let's go! This is not a fucking drill!

Let's fill it with dreams.

Whose a good girl? I am Daddy

I'm a supernova. Burn bright, die young.

We're just trying to get to sleep.

are at the school pep rally.

Please don't put us on probation.

It's fine. We're divorced.

Right there. Yeah, yeah!

That was udder-ly traumatic.

They're buying off the whole neighborhood with their slave army.

We fucking did it.

We did it. We did it.

I would masturbate into her. MAC: That's not how it works.

It's not cool here. Sorry.

They're old and lame.

She sees shapes fucking each other, is what she sees. She can...

ALL: Chivalry above self!

(IN NORMAL ACCENT) That's how adults do it.

I love our hand soap that's shaped like seashells.

Oh, like her mom, I bet.

You interested in working for AT&T?

It's never coming back. No.

We couldn't have planned it better.

What Dak Prescott yelled before running the qb draw with 14 seconds left

There's no normal way to milk a human woman.

Get ready to read the headline of the century.

Oh, God! Oh, my God! That was scary.

No one's gonna stop you.

No, not tonight. Not tonight.

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

No 'shrooms for you, mister.

Then Teddy is gonna want to kill Pete

This is like Christmas. Oh!

You're doing a great job. See you upstairs.

Hey! You Delta Psi?

Gentlemen, take a look at the wall.

Baby, I nearly came.

No, I'm counting on it. I'm Batman.

Just like, you know, If you could just keep it down.

Well, just because I'm a father,

Are you okay, man? You seem distraught.

and then you know what happens?

She's not named Dean. That's her job.

Hey, man. BOTH: Oh, shit!

No, no. There was, but I shut that down.

Okay, distraction. What? What do we do?

want to find, and I'll go find a real man.

Whose a good girl? I am, daddy!

We're not gonna get caught for this.

Yo, cops be robbing niggaz blind With the dollars...

Just a little taste, a little taste.

She's Heisenberg. She's Walter White.

I just have one thing I wanted to say.

Nice. He's gone.

Her vagina bye, it's ruined.

All righty. Well...

You are the only one of our friends that has a house and a kid.

My parents got divorced.

Yeah, I'm bored, too.

Yes, I want to see something amazing.

I got a headline for you.

Yeah. What's happening?

so we can both just kill each other.

Brad Pitt before grab clit.

Our names are not Fuckhead, or Jizzface, or Lea Michele.

Real estate is a fickle bitch.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Dicks in our hands.

Hey, I just wanna let you guys know

I love you, dawg. I love you.

Maybe I have been a ho who's taken down some Bros.

Negligent Parents Allow Baby to Swallow Condom.

Bros before hos.

ELECTRONIC VOICE: Penis completed.

We can't lose half.

Haze me. Say it.

There are the girls. KELLY: Hi.

You don't think I was clearly trying to mask how I really felt,

What is she doing here? Wait. What is he doing here?

And after that one fateful sip,

(SIGHS) Tomorrow's a new day.

You here to ask us to turn the music down?

We've been thinking. What gets frats

I was so stupid.

to live next to a frat house is a frat house.

NEVER CALL US AGAIN

That's disgusting! Exactly!

Don't kidnap our baby!

Oh, gross! They look like my grandma's legs.

We'll give you $1,000.

We've got to save... Come on, we're so close!

Officer, you know how it is.

Are you okay, man? You seem distraught.

Because we are in the weeds.

Do it anonymously.

Shit, homie, we've been beefing for too long.

Teddy is gonna graduate this year

ALL: No, no, no!

You have? That is messed up.

Is that a balloon?

(SINGING) We're gonna go to the shops

They look totally like normal glasses.

We did it. We fucking did it.

No, I'm not. You are.