Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Officer, you know how it is.

Please don't put us on probation.

Hey, man. BOTH: Oh, shit!

Let's fill it with dreams.

Hey, I just wanna let you guys know

Somebody call 911!

I promise you, as the President of Delta Psi,

Let's go! This is not a fucking drill!

I got a headline for you.

Look, we're friends with both of you.

This is like Christmas. Oh!

Yeah, have a good one. Try not to die.

Shit, homie, we've been beefing for too long.

We did it. We fucking did it.

Are you okay, man? You seem distraught.

What do we got?

What Dak Prescott yelled before running the qb draw with 14 seconds left

And after that one fateful sip,

Do you promise?

Because Teddy is just an idea.

Haze me. Say it.

All righty. Well...

Dude, all that shit I was saying the other day

Because we are in the weeds.

I was so stupid.

It's never coming back. No.

I love you, dawg. I love you.

ELECTRONIC VOICE: Penis completed.

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Get ready to read the headline of the century.

No 'shrooms for you, mister.

She sees shapes fucking each other, is what she sees. She can...

NEVER CALL US AGAIN

Don't kidnap our baby!

Real estate is a fickle bitch.

Right there. Yeah, yeah!

They look totally like normal glasses.

You know the boy who cried wolf?

We did it. We did it.

Hey! You Delta Psi?

It's not funny. That was really bad.

and then you know what happens?

Her vagina bye, it's ruined.

(IN NORMAL ACCENT) That's how adults do it.

There are the girls. KELLY: Hi.

want to find, and I'll go find a real man.

Well, just because I'm a father,

We're just trying to get to sleep.

ALL: No, no, no!

No, not tonight. Not tonight.

Milk yourself! Try milking yourself!

Oh, gross! They look like my grandma's legs.

and your little princess over for a play date.

And they were reprimanded for that

Just a little taste, a little taste.

Teddy is gonna graduate this year

Our names are not Fuckhead, or Jizzface, or Lea Michele.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

You have? That is messed up.

Gentlemen, take a look at the wall.

I just have one thing I wanted to say.

(BROOKE MOANING)

Do it anonymously.

We'll give you $1,000.

We've got to save... Come on, we're so close!

What the fuck are you looking at?

Yeah, this is amazing.

You don't think I was clearly trying to mask how I really felt,

What is she doing here? Wait. What is he doing here?

Then Teddy is gonna want to kill Pete

Why don't I stick something up your ass?

Just like, you know, If you could just keep it down.

When All Else Fails

Yeah. What's happening?

There's no normal way to milk a human woman.

I'm a supernova. Burn bright, die young.

Brad Pitt before grab clit.

Nice. He's gone.

What up, man? How's it going?

Catch up on some Z's, okay? Take a nap.

I would masturbate into her. MAC: That's not how it works.

It's not cool here. Sorry.

What's up, man?

We're not gonna get caught for this.

Okay, distraction. What? What do we do?

She's not named Dean. That's her job.

Bros before hos.

No, I'm not. You are.

Oh, God! Oh, my God! That was scary.

Oh, like her mom, I bet.

Yes, I want to see something amazing.

Is that a balloon?

It's fine. We're divorced.

I love our hand soap that's shaped like seashells.

so we can both just kill each other.

We can't lose half.

Whose a good girl? I am Daddy

ALL: Chivalry above self!

We've been thinking. What gets frats

We fucking did it.

That's disgusting! Exactly!

to live next to a frat house is a frat house.

Whose a good girl? I am, daddy!

No one's gonna stop you.

Would you be my surrogate, Kelly?

She's Heisenberg. She's Walter White.

My parents got divorced.

What do you think we should do?

Oh, the university might be interested.

You here to ask us to turn the music down?

(SIGHS) Tomorrow's a new day.

No, no. There was, but I shut that down.

No, I'm counting on it. I'm Batman.

Negligent Parents Allow Baby to Swallow Condom.

Cool, cool. How is that?

Whose a good girl? I am daddy

Yeah, I'm bored, too.

You interested in working for AT&T?

I mean, as a child of divorce, I just...

I'm sorry, baby.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

So, how'd the meeting go?

Baby, I nearly came.

Yo, cops be robbing niggaz blind With the dollars...

(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

You are the only one of our friends that has a house and a kid.

You're doing a great job. See you upstairs.

What do I do? Do I get to do something?

are at the school pep rally.

Are you okay, man? You seem distraught.

They're buying off the whole neighborhood with their slave army.

Maybe I have been a ho who's taken down some Bros.

(SINGING) We're gonna go to the shops

They're old and lame.

Dicks in our hands.

That was udder-ly traumatic.

We couldn't have planned it better.

I'll fucking kill them! No, no.