Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

boring ass lives as parents. That's what it is.

All right, brother. Good to see you.

Jesus! You Jews and your fucking mothers!

Shit. Don't hit me.

Holy shit! Did you break your leg?

I need that Mendelson file by 4:00.

Legalize it, y'all.

No! No, no, no, okay? No!

And we got a fight over here!

Just keep it down.

KELLY: I think the frat has broken into the car and stolen all of the airbags.

Do it again. Do it normal. Yeah. Like...

No, no, no. Shit. Shit.

Sports before genital warts... No, fuckin'. That's bad.

Whose a good girl? I am, daddy!

Yeah, two hours a day.

Thank you for coming. Okay.

Porta-Potties. Private planes.

Only thing, if you sell to the university,

We're supposed to have boners?

She's a little meth head.

Get this one taken care of.

This is delightful. This is awesome, this thing.

Oh, fuck. Oh, God.

Baby's first rave! Baby's first rave!

Anyone would do this. This isn't because we're old.

Fucking old people!

You did it. See? (LAUGHS)

You violated the circle of trust, Focker.

(HISSING) Fuck these fucking guys!

I'll give it the old college try.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I want a tomato garden. How's that?

See you guys around.

I haven't seen you in forever.

Yeah. Are you a Delta?

What dak Prescott yelled before the qb draw play

No, I was stupid. I'm really, really sorry.

Male erection before One Direction.

"I Love Going To The Container Store And Buying Containers

I have to go. She's awake.

I'll never let go.

They'll listen to us if they think we're cool, you know?

Part of our life is just totally over.

Do you still like me? Yes, I still like you.

Man purses before regular purses.

I have a headline for this.

you, like, lost your sense of humor?

We've got to get in there, we gotta infiltrate.

Okay, let me call my mom. She'll tell us what to do right now.

They'll want us to like them. Yeah.

No! Dude, don't ask that.

That's awesome! Dream!

I give you the boot and motherfucking rally!

And this is not your Bro, this is your boss talking. (CHUCKLES)

They dehumanized you.

We have excellent facilities that, like, no one uses.

because this is perhaps the safest place on the planet,

Where you going?

BOYS: Peekaboo!

Act like you just woke up.

Okay. Uh... Well, bye.

Gentlemen, we are fortunate members

What other stupid number combinations are there?

Is it a good one, or a bad one?

Okay. All right.

Cheers. Here we go.

not only can we fix the water damage,

Meanwhile, back at Delta Psi, our brothers

Are you gonna reimburse us for those kegs? No.

We have room. I think we have room.

Oh, my God. They're like two giant, veiny dicks.

(ON RADIO) We're back on the air with Dirty Boy.

Just keep it down. Low.

Oh, my God, this is amazing.

What are you doing? We have 60 seconds before they go upstairs.

It'll all get caught on this camera.

They can make our lives a living hell. We need them on our side.

Oh, that's so sweet. No one ever knows she's a girl.

We're on a mission.

BILL: Uh-oh. Mac attack.

ALL: (CHANTING) Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!

Awesome, man. Well, thank you so much.

I'm the President of a fraternity.

Taking you to Bonner Town Bitch!!!!

I've never had sex on a dining room chair in my whole life.

I promise. We promise.

Grow up! It worked. Okay. Okay.

maybe we should clean up and not

We should call the police.

You know, when we had Stella, I was afraid of missing the party,

we're throwing a robert de niro party

What the fuck are you talking about?

They've hot-boxed cars.

All right, man, I should probably...

How's Stella? She's a cute baby.

One, two, three?

(EXHALES) Fuck!

Yeah. We be cool.

What the fuck are y'all looking at?

Distraction, distraction.

I think that's a compliment. It is a compliment.

I'm gonna act all docile and then...

I love fucking with you when you high, man.

I was just kidding, anyway.

I'm Chickenman!

Riddlers asking for you

All right. Hey.

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Hey. Look who it is. JIMMY: What's up, dude?

I don't know. Hit me with something.

Fuck him up, Teddy.

Jesus! You Jews and your fucking mothers!

Delta Psi is gone, you're a free man.

DELTA PSI BROTHERS: Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!

Me or her, choose. It's up to you. You choose.

I don't know! You're a good actor!

Cheers. Here we go.

You're the goomah in this situation.

This is safer than the White House!

Just look that way. Just turn around.

I am using the little box in the Face Time to put makeup on.

I don't know where it is.

BOYS: Don't go to sleep!

They're never gonna do anything ridiculous,

I'm saying, that's the only way.

Fine! Good to know. Fine.

I want to ask you to the party this weekend that I'm having with friends.

HE’S ALL DICK!

to serve in the light of truth.

You've been a bad boy. I'm gonna spank you.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!