Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love lasagna!
So many party inventions.
Because then I didn't earn it.
Yeah. We're fucked, man.
So, you're the little princess.
At that moment, you just push back.
Okay.
Don't cry.
What are you doing in your Jumperoo?
Hey. Hi.
She's totally fucking looking at us.
They don't know who they are fucking with.
Oh, shit.
And Vice President, we call...
Oh, my God. Mmm-hmm.
MAC: I hit him, Kelly! Fuck!
What about the end-of-the-year bash, Teddy?
Scoonie. Not now.
What the fuck do you want, man?
Baby. Yeah.
I think Teddy saw you.
Old people don't fuck like we just did.
I'm Testificate Man!
We fell asleep. Let's go. Let's go.
I'm fucking scared, man. I'm tired all the time.
What are you doing? I'm sorry.
Dicks in our hands.
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
Whose a good girl? I am daddy
You must've heard we were coming.
Oh, you don't know who I'm talking about?
PETE: I hope we can build a great future together.
It works perfectly.
I'm so sorry.
It's finally happening.
Shit. That's a bummer. Mmm-hmm.
Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch. Can we take your order?
I could not deal with that right now. Fuck, no way.
I don't fucking want to! What do you mean milk you?
So, are we cool with what happened last night?
that in this neighborhood, we don't keep off the grass.
Do you guys want to see something amazing?
Okay, let's do it. Okay?
Okay, Kevin, I don't think we're a good team anymore.
You guys don't get it.
Burning Man!
Dicks in our hands.
She's excited to see you.
Boom! Yes!
I've always wanted to do this.
and he just drinks it.
They say it tastes good to the baby. It tastes funny to me.
What?
Guys, don't talk. Please let me handle this.
No, we're here to tell you to turn it up.
about what you're gonna do next year.
It's kind of amazing.
I gotta get this out of me.
The question is, do you want to party?
That was a little weird. I'm fading a little bit.
And they're gonna fucking party a lot.
What thing? What's going on?
I love you so much. I'm so sorry.
is that it looks like every penny we have is inside of it.
We're hip. Oh, they're like us.
If we actually go over there and tell them to keep it down,
Why are you so calm?
Party's over! Dirty Santa, let's go!
(ALL CONTINUE IMITATING DANCE MUSIC)
Look, we're in a nice neighborhood. We want to be good neighbors.
I love you. I love you.
You won. There's nothing else.
I mean, the foundation is flooded. We can't pay for this shit.
I love you!
You're on Teddy patrol. Keep him close.
What the fuck, man?
You party pretty heavy.
They were at the party with us just last night.
Sagging all over the place! It'll be like this.
This is Nutsack calling over from Delta Psi.
Yes, I did. Yes, I did, Focker.
Garfield. Garfield, yeah. Yeah.
(BOTH IMITATING EXPLOSIONS)
Yes!
We shouldn't be in trouble. We haven't done anything wrong.
This is where we keep all the important shit.
Who still has waterbeds?
DIRTY BOY: All right, caller, what's your name?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
And this isn't the first time. No, no, no, no. They flooded the basement.
Fucking just learn to deal with it, okay?
Chill out, Chill out!
Like, my brother's fraternity also thinks they invented beer pong.
Sorry.
He's still alive.
Jesus. Okay.
MAC: Half of all of our...
Yeah. There wasn't anything behind it.
This is our home! It's our home!
We're gonna finish that. We will finish that.
MAC: Oh, no! Oh, fuck!
Keep your dick away from my wife!
MAC: Oh, God. She keeps turning... Turn around.
What do you got there, sweetie?
Whose a good girl? I am daddy
Delta Psi, bitch. Now! I'm gonna call the police!
Yes! Hazing scandals!
but Delta Psi is simply responsible
Just a little bit. A little bit.
That's not what you would do.
Hey, there he is.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man? What the...
No, we do everything online!
Okay, Teddy's fucking Brooke, but Brooke wants to fuck Pete.
Two! (SHRIEKS)
We should blaze through it, probably. Yeah.
This entire time, your daughter is gonna be growing up
Okay.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Get them out of here forever! Out!
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Those are for you.
Shut the fuck up.
Jimmy! Wake up! Wake up, man.
I'm a psychology minor, you know that.
What? You know what I'm saying?
What the fuck?
I don't want to.
He's so light He's all dick!
HOOTIE WHO FOR TONY'S NPT PPT
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
It's legitimate, right?
It's a really romantic story.
We still did that.
It escalated very quickly.
Oh.
So, Duke Lacrosse Team Rapes Stripper. Bad headline.
Nice, okay. Good to see you, dude.
But... Okay, wait. Maybe we don't come on strong, though.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Oh, God.
'Woof, woof, woof!'
Get the fuck out of here!
Me, too.
Yeah.
Let's get walkie-talkies and talk to each other all the time.
How are we supposed to stand on the shoulders of giants?
We totally did it.
Here's a headline. How about, Go Fuck Yourself?
He's right there! He's right there!