Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You called about your neighbors?
(WHISPERING) Delta Psi.
Bros before hos.
I'm not doing this anymore.
Sixty-nine? There's three numbers!
I'm not a sizeist.
Oh! I'm sorry. Okay.
It's gone mushy. Thank you, sire.
Well, your brother is a liar.
No, you talking to me.
Well, that's how it works! I'm the dumb guy,
(BOTH ROARING)
(ALL HUMMING)
What? What?
No, we're done with that, Bro.
I think I might be really quite stoned.
Yeah, I was here for an exchange program.
Come inside. Check out some board shorts.
What the heck are you guys doing here? Where's Pete?
I mean, no, we can't. We couldn't possibly.
Moving truck. Moving truck. (HORN HONKING)
The year is 1985!
Oh, no.
Okay, you guys can come in.
Baby, I love you.
Clearly, you're the one who knows better, so you should know better.
Baby's first rave.
(BOTTLES SHATTERING)
There you go.
Fuck! Shit!
You guys are so cute together.
We're throwing a Robert De Niro party.
There's a gay couple. Gay couple.
Ooh!
It's okay. They've been after us for weeks.
JIMMY: Subhuman. KELLY: Assjuice.
We should go mom tipping later.
His dick Your wife
I am not an elephant!
Oh, she's awake. Really?
Everybody breaks.
Whoa. Hey, man, buy him dinner first.
Like at the end of a heist, you leave your calling card.
I'm gonna jump off the balcony. What?
It broke. I totally broke it.
Baby, let's be spontaneous. Let's go fuck on the kitchen floor.
Looks like a fraternity.
What's your GPA?
(MOANING) This is amazing.
God! Dude, take your shit out on someone else, all right?
Who are you?
KELLY: Is that a fraternity?
No, my roommate was. I used to wear his ties to get girls.
We have a joint file together.
Can we light some of those off right now?
while you were sleeping, bitch!
The problem is that they're on probation.
I'm just gonna leave it on.
Two left! (JIMMY GROANING)
Fraternity Keeps Couple Awake?
Let's do something crazy.
It's a choker.
What the fuck? Oh, my God!
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
Yeah, man.
You called us. Why did you call us?
We called you five times, you didn't answer us.
We are gonna end the year with the most legendary rager of all time.
we're gonna seem so lame.
This is like The Brady Bunch.
Fuck you. I am not an elephant!
MAC: Wait.
I think I'm drunk.
And now, as President of Delta Psi...
That would be... That would be fucking... That would be trill.
Free party tonight.
Haven't you ever seen a fucking Kevin James movie?
You made a promise to me last night.
that we will find a way to right this wrong.
We should get the cooler.
He looks like something a gay guy designed in a laboratory.
Butt Paste. I don't know where the Butt Paste is.
Hey. Hello.
I'm trying to be your friend, okay?
Yeah. It's crazy.
Come on, come on. Stay on message! I'm sorry.
When Sam asks for milk
Lea Michele from Glee? That's actually funny.
No more thing!
It's like, They got us again.
He's all DIGG
Yeah, I agree. I'm just trying to lighten the moo-ood.
Pudgie, what do you got there?
Yeah, dude. My Bros is always stealing my paddies.
Stella. Stella, yeah.
Got it at my architecture lab. Pretty cool, right?
I'm talking even bigger than last year's White Trash Bash.
Okay, too soon. Way too soon.
We put all of our money in. This is all of our money.
Hi! Hi!
There will be no cutting in this line,
March, march, march, elephants.
Hoo-ah!
Really? Yeah, man.
Where did you get that?
I'm so sorry, man.
(GASPS) Draw yourself a bath?
Nooooo!!
What's lame? What's going on?
What's going on, Gary?
It is crazy.
Whose a good girl? I am daddy
ALL: Oh! Shit!
I'm gonna put out an AMBER fucking Alert!
I really appreciate you guys coming by.
It's a choker
(ALL CHEERING)
Is that how people fight now? What are they doing?
I realize I probably should have studied a little bit more.
Baby’s second rave!
Who knows what we'll be doing in 10 minutes?
What are you doing? He's looking at us.
Oh, my gosh. This is Anne Hathaway.
Your body basically looks like a giant arrow
Seems like an impossible feat.
Hey. Oh. Gay couple.
Delta Psi forever!
Who cares?
PETE: What's the lesson?
I'll have it to you by 3:30. How's that?
This is on me. I took it too far.
I know you're all wondering why I brought you here.
What does that mean?
Hey, neighbor.
Let’s throw shit off the porch! Whoo!
No, no, no.
You've been a bad boy. I'm gonna spank you.
generate a noise complaint, or end up on any sort of headline,
She's fine. She just sees shapes.
Bottom of my heart.
What's your GPA?
ROMIE: What's up, Nutsack?
Everybody has caller ID. You're Mac Radner.
Yeah, I'm ready. Are you ready, huh?
Well, why don't you go fuck my girlfriend again?
That guy's the sexiest guy I've ever seen.
Cool.
I had this job interview, so...
I mean, yeah, I like their baby,
and fucking with you, like he always does.
Hey, who's Batman to you?
That's not really even a headline.
Should be pretty fucking loud.
It's a good idea. It's a good system.
Peace, nigga.
(ALL CHEERING)
Dude, we are almost roommates.