Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dicks in our hands
Everyone's clearing out. Oh, my God!
I mean, you've always been, in my opinion, like, our strongest pledge,
Why did you cry?
What?
We don't have a babysitter, so... Yeah.
No. Who looks at the other people when they Face Time?
Oh. Yeah.
Baby, let me in!
(INHALING DEEPLY)
Infinite BJs.
Okey-dokey.
Grab the monitor. Grab the monitor.
I don't see which one you're...
Game of Thrones, we get loud.
Extra, extra! Baby Swallows Condom!
Let go, let go.
What do you guys do?
We've gotta get everyone on our side.
Yeah.
Oh, homie, let's do it. Oh, God, homie.
You promise? Okay. Because a promise is a big deal to me.
We just want to squash this like a bug.
That's a big bong.
(ALL CHEERING)
Those guys are my brothers.
Yes! Yeah!
Walkie-talkies and earpieces and shit. Oh, my God.
And you were nothing but great to your ho.
Because that's not gonna happen.
Why? Because your Bros are always there for you.
Just the tour, maybe. PETE: Just the tour.
Hey, when you called the cops, you violated the circle of trust, Focker.
Why? Well,
What's up? Yeah, one more thing.
You're all over the place with your references.
Wait, wait. Hey.
I'm just kidding. High ones.
How do we do this? Do I call the babysitter bunch?
We did it. (IMITATES EXPLOSION)
What? When we have sex,
Ow! (SOBBING)
What's going on? And who's this little lady?
Mano y mano.
What?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
One of those childs is having sex with your wife.
What's up?
because they're watching themselves.
It's not a good joke.
They're all great. They got a big house off campus.
(LAUGHS) Kidding.
Our school's insignia is in Latin.
Is that your real name? Garf?
We didn't kill anyone. We didn't kill anyone.
Yeah, that's really funny.
You know, I was just thinking,
You know what? That's it.
Come here! No!
We're on probation. We can't party.
Thanks for talking to me, brother. All right?
I know!
WATKINS: Hello, are you Mac?
Fraternity Severely Injures Economics Professor.
I'm not gonna throw that all away now.
the toga party is born!
Wow! Good job, man.
(GROANS)
Yeah. Nobody wants a limp dildo.
It's good, man. I'm having fun.
You guys have gotta relax.
They're awesome.
I'll tell you how.
No. Fuck old people.
Then we're gonna go to Mommy and Me
See you guys.
Little Walter White. Baby.
We're at Burning Man!
No.
You should take responsibility.
of all people, that this is a good idea.
Oh, shit!
Okay, enough! Stop imitating!
Look at her.
They're still fucking there! There's beer cans on the lawn.
Oh, no.
I need to grow up? Yes, you need to grow up.
Now I can go to class while my dick prints.
I know. They're being careful.
One more, one more, one more.
When you forgot your breast pump...
Brothers don't get divorced. Yeah, I know.
I can't...
Okay? It's done.
And the girls, when you're dating...
We're a giant telecommunications corporation.
Milk me. What?
I really need to get out of the house.
I can't believe this is happening.
(ALL CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
The old people have the upper hand.
Why don't you drop it at the fire station?
Get on your hands and knees. We need a pail or something.
No idea.
Because soon, you fucking blink,
Let's do it. Okay, I'm doing it. Let's do it.
Welcome to paradise.
No, Jimmy's not here.
“D in our hands”
Thank you.
and that she was better than all the other hos in the world.
because the only people who would want
Ya bish Kent
Really? What did you think?
Hey, baby.
Now is when we get them back even more.
No, no, no! What? What?
I've called him ten times. What do we do?
No, we don't. We don't.
It's like, I make...
Help! Help!
Delta Psi has the upper hand!
(LAUGHS)
This is gonna ruin us.
Like, when you think of Batman, who's Batman?
All right, fellas, get a move on. Hootie-hoo!
We have wanted this since we were freshmen.
Fuck it. I'll pump and dump.
kind of, you know, keep it down.
They've been drinking since the butt-crack of dawn.
We're just getting started.
Whose a good girl? I am dadddyyy
We should get one of these above our bed.
Attics. Caves. Fire trucks.
Okay. Are you ready?
We fucking did that shit.
Oh, God! Oh, no!
We appreciate that, man.
No, of course not. I'll say it. Like, we'll just...
Regardless of anything, we're brothers for life.
I gotta feed Stella. Okay.
Then we say, By the way, keep it down.
My God, Jesus!
Yeah?
I need backup at 2203 West Olmstead!
It's like a gun show.
We're dead?
Oh, shit!
We did not go too far.
And this time, I'm going to ejaculate.
Okay. Okay.
(SCREAMING)
We went too far now. This is dangerous.
We are the family you get to choose, and we don't get divorced!
One Sec!
at losing about half your investment.
Oh, perfect! Great.
Wait. Hold on.
Hey.
Little bit. (LAUGHS)
Oh, God, I can't keep my boner much longer.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
I need backup! Over!
Okay, I'm not even close.