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You do it. You do it. You do it.

I thought we were over that. What are you...

Why are you guys not coming out? Is fucking Jimmy there? Jimmy?

It's pretty thick. It's a big file.

No, she's the chancellor.

I know what you might be thinking.

I don't know, bitch. Is it a dance-off?

That's amazing.

It doesn't mean anything if you don't earn it.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

There he is. Hey!

And remember, once they start kissing,

It's an important, key phrase here.

Because I was surrounded by my brothers.

I'm not gonna come.

She's all ready to go.

Hey. It's a fabulous neighborhood.

Our rooms are, like, 10 feet away from each other.

So long, neighbor.

That'll solve all our problems.

Yeah, I'm Meet the Fockers De Niro.

KELLY: Assjuice. MAC: Assjuice.

JIMMY: Oh, God!

What? That's what dean is here.

Okay, thanks, man. Dope. Cool.

It escalated to a really crazy place. That was really nuts, man.

What would be great is if they didn't think they were on probation.

Fuck, they're coming up the driveway. Oh, shit, they're coming.

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just a tiny bit.

If you want to be up there so bad, just put your picture up.

I like to have fun with it.

Everything changes completely. Yeah.

We were pissing. We crossed streams.

You're in so much fucking trouble. Come with me, pledge.

You had sex with my girlfriend!

Look at that 3-D printer go.

All right. All right. Nice.

Okay, you're right. It's just a limp dick.

They're so loud.

It smells delicious in here.

Come on. Thank you.

Okay, I cried wolf. Never call us again.

Hey, you know, I think the clay is stuck to my pubes.

it would be great to have you and Kelly

Wait. Wait. Wait.

It could be anywhere!

Hold that gam steady, Pete.

Okay? You so much as throw a party,

I can do cock. I can do C-O-K.

KELLY: Your brothers?

It's really not.

Let's get the leading men out of the way.

I get it! He's got a huge dick!

How's it going, sweetie? Good.

Great party, right? Awesome party.

(JIMMY GROANING)

T-Bone, Gerbil, Jizzface, let's get the fuck out of here! Let's go!

Just say it normal! I can get it!

So you guys have never hooked up?

They need to be cool to us, okay? Yeah, yeah.

This is the life, the way, the light of Delta Psi.

I'm surprised and shocked, honestly,

Man, literally, the last time we lit those off, we burned the house down.

I feel so lame. I can't believe we called the cops.

We got to get everyone out of here!

Don Draper. Yeah. MAC: Yeah, Don Draper.

You know what? She needs an extra Onesie in case she craps herself.

I made some blue meth. It's Gatorade.

It wasn't as bad as it seemed. I'm fine.

Dude, I don't want you to take this the wrong way,

It only gets better and better!

You gotta pump? I think I need to pump.

Yeah, I know. But they're our neighbors.

They're barbecuing.

What a stupid fucking fight to have.

Strike three. Yes!

Paula, flirt with Scoonie. Keep him talking and distracted.

PETE: Get the hell out of here.

Get those little motherfuckers, turn them against each other.

Yeah, I'm good, man. How's it going?

Hootie hoo Hootie hoo

Ajoint. Thank you, guys.

I'm gonna come. Come, baby.

No, we'll have a great day! We'll have a great day. Okay. Bye!

Wait. Wait, wait, wait!

Pete's a fancy architect, designing buildings and stuff.

How about some shots, guys?

Oh, good. Yeah, I'm good, I'm fine.

Deez nuts before skinny sluts.

It'd be so fun.

I'm a bit bored, but I'm fine. I'm fine.

One of us has got to be the adult in this relationship.

Maybe we come on... We act cool.

Hazing scandals! Yes!

And where did you go? Right here.

Me and Kelly, we have found a way

What is this? What are they doing?

I had no money either. We had no money.

You are not getting through this door.

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Cell phones. Oh.

Old man. Oh, my nuts!

(SIRENS WAILING) You got a bright future, kid.

Dixon Our Hands

ALL: (CHANTING) He's still alive.

I love you, I'm sorry.

Get back in line, Assjuice!

Who the fuck says that to a couple of parents?

Hey, Mac, Kelly. What's up?

When ever Something goes good

Come on, just relax. I got you.

Now they got Sex Book and Fuck Friends and...

That was sexy. Can I make out with someone now?

We're just getting dressed! I'm naked!

They're gonna condemn the house.

And the dog goes, 'Woof, woof, woof, woof!'

I'll hold onto your balls forever.

But now, I realize that that's all gonna go back to normal.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Jesus Christ, not another dance-off.

Awesome, man. Yeah.

I'm not a cow! Well, how else do you do it?

And what are these kids in the pink shirts?

She's awake. Okay.

You seem distraught?

Yeah, suck it! Suck my dick.

I don't know about that. Let's just...

Dude, why do you think you're so obsessed

Okay. There you go. Love you, sweetie. Okay.

Like the cat. My father... Yeah.

How the fuck would that make me feel better?

All right, let's pull these bad boys off and see what we've got.

Hey, you guys don't want to go back to your

I think we'll be good at it and bad at it.

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(MURMURING) Are you fucking kidding me?

Now I can't stop thinking of them.

You know that I'm not like that, and I've never been like that.