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or we get too noisy, just talk to me, or talk to Pete.

BOTH: (SINGING) Born and bred up on the street top

You guys are doing a joint file?

They're broke. They don't have any money.

Dope. PETE: Cool.

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

Yeah, again, if you can just generally

Oh, my God. I'm a mama bear.

But you keep half.

Ho, no, you haven't. I'm just saying.

What do they call it in Australia? Chancellor.

But tonight, forget the hot-box.

Baby, we're a hot team.

Look at me. You trust me, right?

Shut the fuck up Rob

but we can get the biggest hot tub in the world!

She's still behind you.

Step one, lock down a babysitter.

That's two strikes.

(LAUGHING) Hey, too soon.

It's open. It's open.

We have a baby. We're parents.

What? Of course she is, because you're a little princess.

We are fucked, man.

I'd say, optimistically, you're looking

Okay. This is crazy!

Okay. My friend is spinning at the Royalton tonight.

Looks like the party shut down.

Wait. Shit! Diaper bag! It needs to be restocked.

It's mostly guys, but I'm gonna find a girl pretty soon.

He's so charming, he'll get the cop to leave.

I'm Teddy. This is Pete.

Crazy! I owe you, man.

When Khaleesi comes on, I'm like... (BOTH YELLING)

It's a pretty good gig. Yeah.

So, what it's gonna be next? They're gonna break into the house?

I want a baby. I'm gonna have a baby.

We have to go work on that joint file.

She's so crazy.

There's a moving truck. Wow.

There's no consistency here.

I'm so sorry. It was so dumb.

Yes! Come on, Delta Psi!

I gotta get back. Gotta get back, gotta get back.

You're like, My life is over! Everything's different!

KELLY: That's our baby.

Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!

but then he convinced me to hang around.

Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush, man!

Are you talking to me, or are you talking to him?

No, man. I just mean, like, you're the President, you know?

I thought that was her name. No.

Masturbrate before ask her to date

Fuse box. We'll turn the party back on.

We got to get him out of there! Distraction.

They won't stop partying!

My boobs are feeling really full.

Whose a good girl? I am daddy

This is my room. Off limits during parties.

What? We're not off probation!

BOTH: Whoa! (LAUGH)

(STELLA CRYING ON BABY MONITOR)

Lock the door, draw yourself a bath. Relax.

Well, maybe you should be. That's never been me.

BOTH: Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!

It is. Well, it's the second dream.

People have hot-boxed showers.

I can't do boob. I can do Bob.

It would just work all the time. It would be awesome.

I think you should. Come on.

PETE: Upstairs clear!

You don't have a choice!

We come on like peers. Yeah. Yes.

Dixon Our Hands

It's a distraction?

How are the guys?

Hey, Teddy. It's Mac again. Your neighbor.

(JIMMY SCREAMING)

Yeah, we got six months left.

It's because of the Hebrew.

What should we do next?

Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch. How you doing?

Hi, how's it going?

Whose a good girl? I am daddy

Well, it's still really good to see you, man.

KELLY: Okay. Congratulations.

KELLY: See? You're such a lame-o!

What do you think of my new necklace?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Go. go! All right! Hey!

I just want to let you know, I ate a pot brownie before coming in here.

(STELLA CRYING ON MONITOR)

No, guys! Hey, hey!

I love you, too, but... Get out of here, man! Just go!

We're a great team.

This could be, like, a doorway to

I'm a Supernova Burn bright, die young

Hootie-hoo When we see cops

We are back. It's happening. Okay.

No, I see you guys right there. One moment.

We've been successful a 91% of our cases. If we don't get you any money, we won't charge you a dime. Call us at 1-800-333-0000 now.

Holy shit. That was close.

Well played, motherfuckers.

GARF: Let's do it.

You’re gonna have to OOF me

Hey, it's Ray Romano. What are you doin'?

We'll never not be responsible for someone until we're so, so old.

Sometime soon. I'll just... I'll get back to you.

An errant ball lands in a brother's beer,

Let's go. Get the party started! Come on!

Who makes flyers anymore?

What do we do? Okay, okay. I know what we do.

Oh, little puppy, I love you! Mwah!

All of it. All of it.

This is Mark Wahlberg. If you don't come to this party,

That dude forgot the golden rule.

We're cool, they shut up, she goes to sleep. Done.

Very sorry about this.

No, this is Ray Romano and... No, this is Ray Romano...

I'm taking you to Boner Town, bitch.

that are a little more academically inclined.

Another one! Another one!

What are you guys doing out here?

HOOTIE WHO WHEN LOUIE SHIPS

Wow. Man, you should go to class sometime.

Everyone's leaving!

I'm gonna take our child and go.

We just said it at the same time!

As soon as they move in, they know this

Get the money and the sweet spot And forever hollerin'

We can finally go back to our lives.

That's a beautiful thing.

Calm down. Count of three.