Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But, I'll see you back at the house, yeah?
What's cool is we're almost roommates.
(BOTH GASP)
I'll never talk! I'm unbreakable!
Okay. I'm serious.
Jasmine from Aladdin! Jasmine from Aladdin!
You can go. No noise complaint.
WATKINS: Yo, is there a party going on around here?
What are you thinking about?
Oh, my God.
Good luck with all your problems, officer.
You're kidnapping our baby! Asshole!
Dixon Our Hands
Oh?
You're upsetting Jinxy cat.
Are you kidding me?
Are you talking to me?
stand here with our dicks in our hands.
Teddy's gonna start pushing you around
His dick is this big!
Hey, you boys have to go digital.
One big difference, the heist isn't done!
No, I'm not that drunk.
Oh, my God. Thank you. No problem, man.
(BABBLING) Huh?
Okay? Just push back.
Oh! Fuck!
No, we've got the baby, so... We've got the baby. We can't.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I gotta get more shit. Okay. Okay.
She's fine. She's fine. You know what?
Get the fuck out of here! You're so gross!
and now you're talking back.
Uh-uh. I wasn't asleep.
Wait. Shit! Another video.
BOTH: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Holy fuck.
We're celebrating.
Delta Psi!
I think I like old people shit better than young people shit now.
We should go over there, okay? And talk to them.
And... I'm too drunk to come.
I’m sneaking
We fuck with their house. They can't afford to fix it.
No! No!
Like, low twos.
(SIREN WAILING)
I can't sell your house.
She won't even let me see them, is what's fucked up.
We gotta save this. What do we do? Okay, okay, okay.
GIRLS: Aw!
Oh, no, Assjuice. Breaking? The guy was right.
Everybody out! Party's over!
You don't know that. People could want it for after.
Oh, my God! Jesus Christ, guys!
(CHUCKLES) Yes. I'm gonna kill you.
This is the only party I want to be at.
MAC: Epic night!
Not that surprised.
Their dicks bought a hot tub? My dick couldn't buy a hot tub.
Be a man and milk me.
That's the song. How could they know that's happening?
Lame, isn't it, Pete?
you know, I'm always thinking about the headlines, right?
Okay. Ow! Fuck!
You know how many BJs I've been promised?
He'll haze the fucking shit out of you.
I'm gonna move back to Australia if you don't stop.
That's awesome.
Because in a few weeks, when school ends, so does our probation.
Brothers have a bond that goes beyond friendship.
No! No, no! It's like a wink, you know?
Come on.
Don't slap my boob.
Who do you think... Come on. Oh, my God.
I put a little Hebrew in the school sign, you know, like a coded game.
Yeah, it's a really bad one.
I fucking love you, Pete. I love you!
Assjuice! Assjuice!
Alcohol, drugs, passports, ping-pong paddles.
Good night. Good night.
We're a great team. Thanks.
It was mostly guys...
And you keep making money no matter what!
It feels so good, homie. What are you doing later?
KELLY: I really needed that. MAC: Thank you so much.
That would be so dope.
What'd you say? It's not a good headline.
It tastes funny.
(GROANS)
(ALL LAUGHING)
Hey, what's up, man?
I'm about to rip this shit out of the ground.
They can't tell it's us.
Scoonie put his dick in your mouth
Throw shit off the porch!
ASSJUICE: Your neighbors got me to wear them,
Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee.
Just the tour. Cool. TEDDY: Oh, it's so exciting!
Okay, let's go. We'll go now.
We've got Delta Psi dildos we can merchandise.
Do you think your brothers would really treat you like that?
TEDDY: Guys!
Let's be crazy.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Lame that we're on probation.
We were fucking virgins. All right?
We're actually looking for candidates
Why would you do that?
Oh, my God. Shut up, Scoonie.
Why not do both?
Hello. This is Julia Child.
I got an 8er from Gary.......... What the fuck man
No.
Don't call the cops, okay?
No. They are.
We're having sex one minute...
No! Hey, I'm Batman!
I'm a more obtainable goal.
Hey, man.
I think I better pump.
We were one of 33 offers
My boobs really hurt.
Stop it!
Yeah.
They're yelling and fighting. The ringleader's name is Scoonie.
Stay the fuck away from me!
but I think you're freaking out
Okay, okay! Come on!
(STAMMERS)
We'll put it on the books. Okay, cool. Great.
You, too, Deadwood. There you go.
No.
What about one of those small prostitute guns?
Fuck you! No, no.