Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh! Fuck!
It feels so good, homie. What are you doing later?
Get the fuck out of here! You're so gross!
He'll haze the fucking shit out of you.
Hey, man.
Because in a few weeks, when school ends, so does our probation.
Hey, you boys have to go digital.
Holy fuck.
BOTH: Yes! Yes! Yes!
What are you thinking about?
I’m sneaking
Be a man and milk me.
stand here with our dicks in our hands.
We've got Delta Psi dildos we can merchandise.
Are you talking to me?
Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee.
Oh, my God.
No, I'm not that drunk.
We should go over there, okay? And talk to them.
Don't call the cops, okay?
Teddy's gonna start pushing you around
WATKINS: Yo, is there a party going on around here?
Yeah.
I can't sell your house.
They can't tell it's us.
You don't know that. People could want it for after.
You, too, Deadwood. There you go.
I'm about to rip this shit out of the ground.
She won't even let me see them, is what's fucked up.
and now you're talking back.
(STAMMERS)
Delta Psi!
MAC: Epic night!
(CHUCKLES) Yes. I'm gonna kill you.
GIRLS: Aw!
Throw shit off the porch!
Alcohol, drugs, passports, ping-pong paddles.
One big difference, the heist isn't done!
Dixon Our Hands
Brothers have a bond that goes beyond friendship.
No! Hey, I'm Batman!
That's awesome.
You're kidnapping our baby! Asshole!
No. They are.
Lame that we're on probation.
Wait. Shit! Another video.
Who do you think... Come on. Oh, my God.
Uh-uh. I wasn't asleep.
We gotta save this. What do we do? Okay, okay, okay.
Hello. This is Julia Child.
We're having sex one minute...
Don't slap my boob.
(SIREN WAILING)
My boobs really hurt.
Why would you do that?
We're celebrating.
No! No, no! It's like a wink, you know?
Okay, okay! Come on!
Assjuice! Assjuice!
It tastes funny.
It was mostly guys...
Good luck with all your problems, officer.
Okay. Ow! Fuck!
Oh?
What's cool is we're almost roommates.
but I think you're freaking out
(BABBLING) Huh?
Let's be crazy.
Jasmine from Aladdin! Jasmine from Aladdin!
We were fucking virgins. All right?
I got an 8er from Gary.......... What the fuck man
Scoonie put his dick in your mouth
I gotta get more shit. Okay. Okay.
No.
We'll put it on the books. Okay, cool. Great.
Are you kidding me?
We were one of 33 offers
And... I'm too drunk to come.
Oh, my God. Shut up, Scoonie.
We're a great team. Thanks.
You're upsetting Jinxy cat.
What about one of those small prostitute guns?
Oh, my God. Thank you. No problem, man.
Yeah, it's a really bad one.
(BOTH GASP)
I think I better pump.
We're actually looking for candidates
That would be so dope.
We fuck with their house. They can't afford to fix it.
She's fine. She's fine. You know what?
His dick is this big!
Like, low twos.
Stay the fuck away from me!
TEDDY: Guys!
(ALL LAUGHING)
That's the song. How could they know that's happening?
Not that surprised.
I'll never talk! I'm unbreakable!
Just the tour. Cool. TEDDY: Oh, it's so exciting!
Their dicks bought a hot tub? My dick couldn't buy a hot tub.
ASSJUICE: Your neighbors got me to wear them,
Lame, isn't it, Pete?
Stop it!
Good night. Good night.
Fuck you! No, no.
You know how many BJs I've been promised?
No.
Oh, no, Assjuice. Breaking? The guy was right.
This is the only party I want to be at.
you know, I'm always thinking about the headlines, right?
Oh, my God! Jesus Christ, guys!
I'm gonna move back to Australia if you don't stop.
Okay? Just push back.
Do you think your brothers would really treat you like that?
No! No!
What'd you say? It's not a good headline.
I put a little Hebrew in the school sign, you know, like a coded game.
KELLY: I really needed that. MAC: Thank you so much.
I think I like old people shit better than young people shit now.
Okay, let's go. We'll go now.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Everybody out! Party's over!
Okay. I'm serious.
Why not do both?
But, I'll see you back at the house, yeah?
(GROANS)
And you keep making money no matter what!
They're yelling and fighting. The ringleader's name is Scoonie.
No, we've got the baby, so... We've got the baby. We can't.
I'm a more obtainable goal.
I fucking love you, Pete. I love you!
You can go. No noise complaint.
Hey, what's up, man?
Come on.