Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Beef stew before watching The View.

Never call you again? You're the fucking police.

who are sick of this bullshit, you know.

There's three left!

You're blushing.

Just gone. Yeah.

I'm counting on it!

They got Brother Pete to hook up with Sister Brooke.

What the heck's more important than this?

MAC: Destroyed. Gone!

This is the moment! I need this!

We actually met in college. Yeah.

I got, like, four pails out of you.

Like I've seen him do a million times.

Are you our new neighbors? We're your new neighbors!

and you are out.

Yeah, like, every night.

Jimmy fuckin' Blevitz.

Peekaboo! BOYS: Oh!

Just because we have a house and a baby

They rhymed! What the hell was that?

I fucking did it! I totally did it.

I went here, okay? That's why I'm dumb!

Yeah. I'm the relaxed-fit jeans.

(ALL PROTESTING)

Whose a good girl? I am, daddy!

You better eat this fucking dog food, now!

DISPATCH ON RADIO: We have a disturbance at 2203 West Olmstead.

but this is no place for a baby.

I didn't... (LAUGHS) What?

Fuck this bush! Fuck that bush!

She's so sweet.

Jimmy, are you okay?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Good luck, Bro.

ALL: (SINGING) Can you take me higher?

I love going to The Container Store and buying containers.

Call us at 1-800-333-0000. We can tell you if you have a case right over the phone, and we won't charge you a dime if we won't get you any money. Hablamos espanol.

Don't worry about it, man.

Whose a good girl? I am daddy

We have no blood on our hands.

That was not helpful.

We have fun and a baby. That's fantastic!

TEDDY: Hey, neighbor.

All right. Wow, you're really going for it.

We are going to fuck them! Fuck them!

TEDDY: You shouldn't have called the cops, Bro!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hazing scandals. Hazing scandals!

Are you serious?

Binky's over here. I got Binky.

Hey, we gotta go work on that thing we were discussing.

What the fuck is gonna happen?

Look at how much food I just ordered.

Dicks in our hands.

What the fuck? Damn it!

Oh, no, no. The monitor is not working.

Bert and Ernie before squirtin' spermy.

Let's throw shit off the porch! Whoo!

this evening at 2203 West Olmstead.

Wait. If we're bringing the swing, let's just bring the Jumperoo.

Assjuice. Assjuice.

amidst the rest of these legends!

Move, elephants! Move! Keep marching.

Sneaking Sneaking

We're having a huge rager tonight.

JIMMY: Everyone breaks, Bro.

Of course. The joint file.

You're on probation until the end of the year.

John Madden before...

Masturbate before I ask her to date.

That was good. That was sexy, too.

Christ! What the fuck?

That was very immature!

Bros before hos, that whole thing? It's over!

He's gotta see them hooking up.

That's great. Okay, okay. We did it.

Shaggy, Scooby, Jizzface, let's investigate!

Thumbsucker! Let me see the letter from the school, man!

Whose a good girl? I am daddy

Enjoy the house by yourself, you child!

to give the frat their last strike.

Mean Dean Doesn't Realize That Frat Is Bad For Everyone.

It's very poorly worded. I don't think that would ever make it to print.

What are you doing? What are you thinking?

I think I should probably pump.

I fucking love you, man. Get out of here.

A ho has never gone before a Bro.

Nice! That was good. Nice.

I don't know what to do. What do we know?

SCOONIE: Ladies, I need a single-file line.

So, you have a nice day.

PAU LA: Hey, guys!

Okay, maybe it's best you just go.

I'm the opposite of the person you say that to.

That's what you get.

Well, I mean, if you guys ever need anything,

Great to see you too, buddy.

Well, we can't both...

This stuff is important.

We got to get everybody...

Why the fuck do you keep fighting?

Yeah! (GRUNTS IN RELIEF)

What are you doing? I'm sneaking.

(IN RASPY VOICE) Hey, I'm Batman.

Are you talking to me?

Why do you have pubes?

TEDDY: This is it.

Yeah? Holy shit!

Drinks down! No alcohol outside! Get the fuck out of here!

No, no, no, no, no.

That's a weird phone!

Oh, shit. They're right there. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

we'll have a third person to help us do this.

Boobs upside down!

Me, too, because it's awesome.