Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ALL: Assjuice. Assjuice.
Compadres before I sleep with tu madres.
Yes! Come on.
I fucking love you, man.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
There'll be food, blankets. It's gonna be great.
Okay, we'll get that milk out. Get the pump. Ow!
Are you kidding me?
All right.
Oh, shit!
Oh, oh! Oh!
To believe in the life of love...
Oh, shit! That's not a balloon!
Christian Bale? Christian Bale.
Well played. What the fuck?
And see all those bitches that I hate
KELLY: Hey!
Well, that's crazy.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Oh! Mrs. Haywood, you're better than that.
I never wanted to have to use that on you!
Those things are always fucking disappearing.
Don't open this door no matter what you hear!
Do you promise? I promise.
Infinite. Infinite.
Yeah, man. Yeah.
It's not gonna come off.
dezo dezo
Nice! That was good! JIMMY: That was good. That was really good.
I think it's over.
The music?
And Romie the Homie.
Here they are.
The US plays Red China in ping-pong.
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I think I was near one of those oil drums for too long.
What are you doing? Yeah.
That would be a fucking disaster. Oh, Jesus.
He's done.
Okay.
(MOUTHING)
We said some shit that rhymed? Are you crazy, man?
They're gonna wake Stella. What do we...
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
This is the moment. Let's do it. Okay. I need to go out!
MAC: (PANTING) Wait. Wait.
(CAR ALARM BLARING) This party is getting out of control.
I'm sorry. I rescind the complaint.
Baby's first rave. Baby's first rave.
(BABBLES)
What? Yeah.
Kelly, there's one left!
GARF ON SPEAKERS: Oh, shit!
Michael Keaton is Batman to me.
Hey, sweetie. Hey, little girl.
Holy shit! That's a lot of fireworks.
Fraternity Practices Safe Sex.
What does he do? Does he puke, or does he drink?
I give you beer pong!
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
good luck bro
You know, Keep it down.
pointing right towards your dick.
Grab the baby monitor.
I'm sorry, guys. He's too good of a dude.
Yes, it's offensive that I have to be the smart one all the time!
Bubbles Tells Caillou To Be Quiet!
Celebrities.
Thanks for missing our meeting, Mr. VP.
Not your face.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, take a bow.
Gay couple? Gay couple?
Mac! Okay.
(SCREAMING)
We went nuts.
Who's my little Heisenberg? You are!
Hey.
Keep it down.
Found the airbags!
That's all my weed, and it's really hard for me to get weed.
Oh, Jesus! (SCREAMS)
Wait. You guys shaved?
MAC: Look, you just take these spy glasses.
MAC: No. No, we're making a Stella calendar.
Yeah, because someone refuses to grow up.
Holy fuck.
Hey. Do not let anyone upstairs, you got me?
Okay. Bye. Love you.
and it's terrible.
We could lead a revolution.
No, dude, no. I'm Batman. This is what Batman sounds like.
Could have been anyone. Any one of these people could have called.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
This is gonna be the best calendar yet.
What? They're fucking hootie-hooing.
It means you're too dumb.
Do you see that empty space on the wall?
she leaves a wife-beater on.
We are not high-fiving.
and I really need you there. Please?
I'm not mad.
Do not call your mother!
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides...
Tell 'em, Teddy.
(MAC AND KELLY MOANING)
(WHOOPING)
KELLY: Oh, it fucking hurts! I need this milk out of me.
MAC: Hey!
What is this? Is this our flyer?
You should've said it before you let me answer.
It's the frat's condom! That's the frat's condom!
Ahhh!
You're a bad boy! Get off our porch.
What the fuck?
That's not only offensive, but it's fucking stupid.
I'm Taxi Driver De Niro.
Shit, they're hootie-hooing!
We've gotta get Brooke to hook up with Pete publicly.
She's a little flirt.
That's so weird. Is anything else missing?
I'm gonna give you a world-class knuckle sandwich.
Our probation's been lifted! Our probation's been lifted!
Oh, it's the best!
(PANTING) Oh, jeez, it's so far.
The year is 1971. (19703 ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
and I am really starting to feel it right now. Yeah.
Okay. It's happening. It's totally happening.
This is so spontaneous.
Sixty-nine?
So many party discoveries.
This is your destiny Assjuice
Can I come?
I can't. No.
Life's crazy.
Look at my eyes.
I've gone through hell.
You used so much tongue!
((GROANS) Delta Psi this shit!
Sweet. Yeah.
I feel free.
Infinite diamonds
They treated you like shit. They degraded you.
ASSJUICE: I'm scared. You're scared?
Dude, we missed the airbag!
It's Jimmy time. You know what I mean?
Let's go. Go team.
MAC: Holy shit.
Whoo!
I know the Spanish department is looking for a new building.
What are you talking about? That's not how it works.
I just want to let you know, I ate a pot brownie before coming in here.
Dicks in our hands.
I thought we were taking pictures. I cleaned up a little, but...
Four-twenty?