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and said under no circumstances
How did your Zubaz get so high?
Enough! I've had it with both of you.
He'll be gone two months a year.
That's what they call me.
for acting like a selfish putz?
How about a snack?
How do I play this ice ping-pong?
wouldn't have had a shot with you or any of this.
What you want to be in life is up to you,
Sir, yes, sir! It's nature's candy, sir!
Poppy. Oh, hell, no.
Oh, this one's the best.
that nutritional health is one of the most... Fine.
Where you going?
You can always hang with me,
designed to pull in old suckers.
Oh, this just got good.
You need to push that lazy, worthless body,
You promised me pocketfuls of quarters.
See? We get each other.
So, this is all a ploy to get me to buy you stuff?
I know. Right? Worthless?
thanks to the cinematic masterpiece that was 'Top Gun,'
But what about sky monkey? No.
Don't you listen to him. You're a sack of everything!
Two months in middle-school years is like a decade.
If we decide not to buy today,
Well, obviously, he's never seen you
while I played with the blood pressure machine.
Don't you use that catchphrase against me!
Wingmom. That's not a thing.
'Cause it's absurd and unrealistic