Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just supposed to magically know that "I'm going to a doll expo" is Jackiespeak...
Okay. "I-43 to Highway 60.
Who's to say what crap is?
Come on, Kelso. Grab that end of the couch.
- Now, stay with me. - Yeah. I'll be right on your bumper.
That's exactly what I did.
on my kitchen table?
Is that what I think it is?
I know it was someplace I could fit my hand.
- Okay, so you got plans this weekend? - Yes, I do.
but... look, I'm sorry.
What the hell happened here?
You know what? Okay. All right. Yeah, your parents won't be home until tomorrow.
- Read the top letter, please. - It's an "E."
Man, I've been lookin' for Jungle-fightin' G.I.Joe.
I love your urges. They've been... very good to me.
And I'm just so very small.
Oh, come on. What the- Why won't this thing come off? (Strains)
That's the way you want it? Fine. You have to sleep sometime.
Here you go, Red: Belgian waffles.
'Kay, I'll give you one more chance.
But, look, it's like what I was talkin' about before.