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It was supposed to be implanted in her lover.
All right, Ed wants to make the final decision.
Don't do this. I don't have time to make a call,
Stop. Stop here! This is the house!
[sobbing] If you don't let Grandma come, I will never forgive you!
Since the kid's father is missing, we didn't know who else to call.
that needed to be mowed three times a week?
you'll see that it's just the two of us.
There. And third...
[piano music]
So, you folks ready?
my baby...
- Yeah... - Did he pistol-whip you?
- Isn't there any way? - No.
I would be honoured to play for you.
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It kept me from doing something really stupid.
has an ulterior motive.
- I make up this tray every night. - 'Course you do. I'm sorry.
I want you to let everybody know that we got this new security system.
[gun cocking]
You must have been terrified. He put Felicia in the hospital.
- I never actually congratulated you. - Congratulated me?
And now he's dead.
and tried to remember funny things
- Go on, off. Good. - It's OK. [laughs]
You look... magnificent.
Mom, Grandma's leaving, all right? You have to talk to her.
but I still took the kids trick-or-treating?
Oh, look. You added a flower.
I don't think so. But thank you, though.
[organ music]
Jeez, are you crying?
Really, you have a child, and that is good for you.
The three of us? How exactly does that benefit Carlos?
She gives me all my best ideas.
Oh, my God.
- Thanks. - Obviously, it was quite a shock.
Let's talk flowers. Now, I know lilies are traditional.
- No. - Oh, come on. You can tell me.
...that I was really rude at the morgue.
Susan?
My, how many pages do you have there?
- Listen. - What? What is it?