Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See, so technically, you cheated too.
He didn't think I knew about it, but I did.
You want a Father's Day card?
Someone to see you.
Paternity test results?
Apparently, Rex's heart just gave out.
Didn't you think it was strange you had the only lawn
- Really? - Yeah.
He was waiting there for you to come home so he could kill you!
That guy is so supportive.
You really do try to think of others.
but I'm afraid there's been a death in my family.
I knew I could never do both jobs justice.
No. If you heard the things she said...
Uh... Hello?
How did I get so lucky to have a child like you?
It's my job to clean that up now, so it's my call, right?
- It's gonna be awesome. - [sighs]
and told me she had an abortion.
But I think I can get you a deal on some white roses.
Look, I'm sure she was a real bitch. OK? But she's family.
the kind anyone would want, living right next door.
We don't really care what happens behind closed doors.
[growling]
- Zach Young do that? - No.
Oh, no, no. I don't need to take a test.
... and the First Methodist Church.
that he hid under his mattress.
that you used to be a concert pianist...
new houses and new neighbours,
It wasn't the best thing, and I'm not proud.
Great. Listen, uh...
It's not the worst that could've happen. Nobody died.
- OK. You're in. - Seriously?
Oh, yes. That's why I was surprised when he married your mother.
Ida had tried to quit drinking many times, but she couldn't.
When I took Paul out to the desert,
He loved being a husband. He loved being a father.
- It won't be an ongoing thing. - You bet it won't.
Inside. Jeez.
- Guess she lied. - I see.
The organist at our church is on vacation, and Edie Britt mentioned
I didn't want a child. You tricked me into getting pregnant.