Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take the pie off.

I'm going to Rainbows before they close.

Plus, every single time we go out, she offers to pay for the check.

You'll never get it!

Okay. Here it is. If this is what you want.

Excuse me, Carrie. I had actually got those tacos for you to eat.

What's the capital of Belgium?

Knowing good and well I already have five units to teach

Like, not "make a baby" sex, but "45 minutes" sex.

I don't like women that cheat.

Okay. Well, you can come to college with me.

I didn't know if you had time for dinner or not

Not no fast food place where I could go buy this

As opposed to when we went to high school,

little miniskirt, walking through the quad.

All I'm sayin', fam... Forget it.

or, you know, you could even come after school.

Help take it to the next level?

Look at you, all cute, making America great again.

That's my woman!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Ooh.

Teddy, oh, we got a situation here.

Get buck! Get buck! Get buck!

Now, from my studies of psychology in grad school,

That's correct.

That's one of my clients, there. Right there.

I am so proud of you.

I am where I'm supposed to be. All right?

You should've seen your face. You looked ridiculous!

In the meantime, please stop paying for everything

You sure? I don't hear color.

So Joe didn't have insurance?

I got a touch of prostate cancer?

Come on, Carrie. Look, look.

It's like they watchin' you and you think you watchin' them!

Then allow me to reintroduce myself.

What is your problem? You better go!

on a sesame seed bun? Hmm...

You don't have to participate. Too unprofessional.

We've never taken on a project like that.

I was in there. Remember?

If you know two sides,

"GED" on three. You ready?

Your father's waiting.

That can't be your advice.

It was either the back or the front,

Your destiny is to work at a fast food joint next to a strip club?

that you be gettin' from these other little hood spots.

Theresa, you're up.

And God willing, he'll wake up in a couple of hours.

If we being real with it, I need as much help as I can get.

When the janitor exits, we're gonna go out.

What you got for me? Come on.

You know why? 'Cause it sound like "cheaters."

It is with great pride

Carrie, please.

What are you gonna say, Teddy?

This ain't the time.

Yeah? I failed.

It's in my mouth! You got my lips all chapped and shit!

You gonna take my car with my baby in the back?

I don't know how to make the noise, but you know what I'm trying to say.

Stewart, that's a plastic bag with a chicken wrapper in it

Oh, for God's sakes!

Okay. Okay, well, just wait.

Is this pubic hair in my damn dessert?

I had a buck sixty coming to me, man! Okay. That's your fault!

Now, you know I'm smarter than that, Marv.

We, the class of 2018, represent a generation

Night school photo.

You're clinically dumb.

I'm trying to introduce myself...

for our first session of the semester. We start at 7:00.

That's wonderful.

I'mma make me some toilet punch after lockdown, baby.

Who's next, Dolores?

Me trying to bite frozen chicken

You've grown so much in such a short period of time.

I think that if students are excited about their environment,

I'm about to get to the truth.

Mmm. What brings you back to Piedmont, Mr. Walker?

Honk once if you love chicken!

"Sales associate wanted, marketing skills a must,"

I got kicked out of my high school

I mean, seriously, man?

Do yourself a favor

Listen, when we were in high school, you had everything that I wanted.

Roxy. Good to see you.

This is way too many pubes.

Wait, Jaylen. Calm down, Jaylen.

I passed! I got a 146!

I don't know what to say, man! Thank you!

Go mom it. Let's go. I'll try. I'll try.

We're not done.

You've missed the last four payments on that car.

Okay. If there... If there's any way that I can just talk to you about...

I'm not in your car. I'm clearly in my car.

It's fresh. It's clean.

You were so convincing!

Big Mac, man, I'm sorry about that. That hot chicken,

Nothing! No, I was just... I wasn't prepared.

Wouldn't you wanna start in the front? Theresa, listen.

for way too little money.

Boy, I'm sorry. I'm just messin' with you.

that jump did not seem that high.

Wait, Lisa, let me just say this before you judge him.

That'll get him. Hey!

Class dismissed.

He ain't told her shit.

before you went and stole the test.

Night school is about second chances.

Lisa, can you listen, please?

I'm sorry, what? May I please take it?

You know, you used to say stuff like,

I am here to teach if you're here to learn.

Okay, this seems like a black thing.

Oh, there he is, my little smart, dumbass brother.

I don't see no goddamn baby in there.

What you doing?

I'm sorry, Teddy.

Why don't you work on your windshield?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's blue and stuff like that.

Psh. What? Don't "psh" me.

Oh, thanks. You like that?

He's gettin' up! He's gettin' up!

Yeah. It's 'cause I sneezed.

Listen, I hate to break up this pleasure party of delusion.

No, let's use our words. You gonna take this test!

Teddy, what can I say?

Night school people!

Well, if it isn't Puby McGee.

I mean, I done had a lot of chances.

I mean, why you gonna pick on me and profile me?

Hey, talk to me, man. How you doing?

I passed! Yo, I passed! Bobby passed!

Oh, but you know Stewie would've tore that ass up though!

so that I can get a job at Marvin's.

What? I got it.

Babe, you seen my white-out?

That's why you stopped by?

You can have whatever you like

Oh, my God, Joe! I just got goose bumps!