Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're getting cold feet.

Look, next time Leon wanna stick somebody in a thong,

My sister know where I'm at. Okay?

This is a sign, guys.

I think you're a freakin' rock star.

When's the last time you were in love?

is be cleaning the rooms at the Best Western.

I'm goin' to college!

'cause if you did, that bitch would know where you at.

and wait for you to make a new shank?

That's fine with me.

Did you orchestrate this whole thing?

You did it at the staff meeting,

Let's just put it like this.

Love you. Okay, bye. Love you. Have a good day.

Pubes and racism.

Okay, students.

My problem with you, Teddy,

But I made it to the other side.

All right, all right.

But I don't lie.

I took a chance on a pimply-faced teenager.

We got a carne asada. There you go.

A-squared plus b-squared equals c-squared.

All right, Piedmont High, make room for the night school crew!

I don't know. He ain't got no friends.

See, to get my GED, all I gotta do is go to the school,

Way to go, man!

You know I'm always gonna keep on fighting

It's one of my favorites, actually.

I think about how proud Little Mac must be.

Maybe you are as dumb as Stewart says. Wait. No, no, no.

We have several night programs as well.

Mrs. Howerton. Yes, of course.

or I continue to tenderize your ass.

Jesus! What is the capital of Belgium?

I'll get your bed ready, baby.

I know I didn't get a perfect score.

Oh, I thought you meant her bush.

Hold up! Stop, stop! What you doing?

Well, yeah, but he's the son I do have

Welcome to night school.

Excuse me. This dance is for students only.

so don't sit here and act like it was gonna be a different story.

Show it to me. Okay. That's fine.

I don't even eat Cheetos.

All right? Say it with me.

You know I had to get some champagne. Oh, my God.

We could do a lot with this place. First of all, we could change the logo.

with the word "evidence" written on it,

That's what I got.

Sounds like someone's unprepared.

Explain to me what this stuff is.

Also, that baseball coach slash principal guy, he's on his way.

and I just got these pants, fam.

You know of one that... No, no. I'mma keep it.

Oh. I'm also newly engaged.

What, Mama? Your mother's nasty.

I thought it'd be more like a leaflet.

Ashamed that I let my family and my friends down.

Sit down. Yeah, say it one more time for me.

Nah, that's cool.

You don't remember when you was in that meeting?

I know this career change has been a lot.

I appreciate your honesty.

It's not the same fast food

Can I get a tour of the office?

You smackin' all in my ear, man. Stop.

Teddy, what is going on? Haven't we had enough surprises tonight?

Turtle head sticking out. Oh, that's a big one.

Don't come back to the apartment tonight.

I said, you can have whatever you like

No. Baby, this is my thing. There's, like, eight of us. I got it.

Let's make sure we do it right.

I mean, our chemistry, it goes without saying, it's strong.

I told Randy that he was the first guy I slept with. Not true.

Say that with me, guys.

I don't mind that. I mean...

I know what you're doin', Teddy.

And you thought you didn't do good, but look at me now!

Okay, we're complete.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Please don't make me go home. I hate my kids.

Everyone sees right through you. Okay, how about we...

and I can avoid juvie if I get my GED.

I'm gonna be checking throughout the night.

You don't get to explain! You don't get to explain, Bob!

let us do so with the knowledge that with faith in ourselves,

to bring me a pint-sized little man like you to fill this out.

This is a sign guys

every day, every night,

Brother Teddy, I have been waiting on the Lord

That's what I'm talking about.

When did you decide?

146, Mac! Yeah!

You lied to me about everything.

And I can't work her.

Who stole the test?

I love you. And I'll... We'll do the tour when I'm done.

It's descriptive.

but I know you're actually covering up

Okay. What the hell, Mac?

Oh. Thank you. That is so thoughtful of you, Teddy.

the guy was putty in my hands. He really was.

I did it, man! I did it!

Okay, what is in your ass, Mac?

Oh, my God. You so beautiful, baby.

Teaching the conventional way

God damn it. Lisa.

It's a birthmark! It's a birthmark!

Get out the way, dude! Come on, man. I'll show you leaving.

- Oh, shit! - Oh, my gosh!

I got it right!

Hey, Bobby, Bobby, shit just got real, man, what do we do?

Marvin knows that Teddy's a high school dropout

But I'mma take it again!

I mean, you say you got dyslexia, dyscoglia...

All we gotta do is use the Pythagorean theorem.

Being a little paranoid, aren't we, Stew? Am I?

What is that smell? What is that?

Do you smell gas?

Marv, I do not know about this GED thing.

Which one of you wanna own up to it?

then remember I blew out the barbecue shack.

Trust me, Brother Teddy.

I'll prove it! See?

The meal is on me.

And now my windshield was...

But I'mma take it again though.

All right, let's make a toast.

this fake version of Teddy Walker,

He's gonna be a dental hygienist. Yes. Good for you, man!

You should know you can't hustle me.

The roof. Let's hit the roof.

Hello, Charles Why the fukk you callin me Charles?, The name is C.C., remember that shit woman

Even though he's super academic, he wears pink blazers sometimes.

dressed in street clothes,

His fiancée is out of his league.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

Prove it! You all wanna see my birthmark?

I'mma take the test again.

What is he doing here?

like, I could do things to you. Legendary shit.

to a job in finance.

If you're busting off in her guts like that,

I was talking to Marv, and he says that they could really use somebody

I'm the only one locked up here.

That's the guy I fell in love with.

For me and you.

Lisa does not know who I am.

No. Please, just listen to me.

It's 'cause I'm tryin' to think.