Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's up, girl I wasn't expecting you to be sitting here in the dark

I'm sorry, do I know you?

You don't need to "Hey, babe" me.

You haven't even seen the beginning of this attitude.

That's what I think.

that I introduce Mr. Teddy Walker.

Who's out there?

I don't blame that girl for dumping you.

She wanted you so bad.

Teddy! Teddy! Teddy!

Get out the car.

Carrie, please.

Yes, sir, he did.

It's hard to get that Cheeto dust off your hands.

You're very short.

That's your crime? You went to jail for stealin' the $15 lettuce?

She's got a belt!

Has anybody here ever seen Stewart with his shirt off?

I don't wanna mess this one up, man.

You know what fat asses like?

Y'all stole the test?

I am preparing them for the real world, Teddy.

No, thank you. Ma'am. Gentle touching!

And as for the rest of you?

Well, as you all know,

I said two part hydrogen, one part oxygen.

For me, I first got woke when I seen Terminator.

If I don't get my GED, I'm going to prison.

Get your arm out my face.

I just know that with you by my side that anything is possible.

I'm not playin'.

Hey, hey, hey. Let's watch the language, please, Miss Carter.

No, you brought up several compelling issues.

Really nice, we've all met.

The jobs that I want,

to fulfill my dream of being a singer-songwriter.

All right, y'all.

And what was really going on with you at the board, anyways?

- Go get 'em. - You got this, Teddy.

Oh, that was so hard.

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

No, no, no. What did you just say?

Here, Carrie. Here. You check mine for me.

So you wore yellow?

I couldn't do math for shit when I was in school.

"Pythagorean theorem." "Pythagorium."

it was very cool of you to take the fall for your classmates.

Sound like some bullshit to me.

when you used to say some of the things that you used to say.

Come on, Teddy.

I cut the crust off. Just how you like it.

You still smacking. God damn it, you're done. You're done.

I'm not like the rest of these folks.

You don't think I've been looking for a job?

you wanna explain to me how you got a perfect score?

That's how you say it. That's what it is.

You would be a natural.

I'm Theresa. That's Jaylen, Mila,

- He just kicked him in the... - Oh, my God!

What are you gonna find on Monster.com?

I've got something for your ass.

You know what? All of you got little sob stories

Love you. Be ready.

It ain't that average chicken.

Hypotenuse it! Wait, what did I just say?

That's what they do! So you got Bobby Digital.

Teddy, if you don't pass that midterm, no way homegirl stays with you.

You know, I thought it was the Woodbridge punks

Yes. I got goose bumps all over!

My name is Luis Flores. I had a great job as a waiter.

Somebody help me, please.

Good to see you, lady.

How about you, ma'am? Yeah.

What? You're going?

Give me 30 seconds, okay? 30 seconds. Go.

The day that I let her put down her plastic

Watch your back! Watch your back!

You know, Theodore, you're a grown-ass man.

How you feelin' today, Teddy?

That's what it do.

around 8:00 p.m.

But I would love,

these past few weeks have been amazing.

If I got a processing... Oh, my God.

I put so much time and energy into creating

It's two part hydrogen...

Oh, yeah. You guys been working your asses...

You didn't say that?

What's happening?

Mac, don't you give me that.

Nobody was listening in class. Nobody knows how to do that!

Well, I mean, come on, you got Joe Junior.

No. No. Not a black voice.

We're blessed to go to school here, but I'm...

But you would have to go to night school

What? Jay got a 146!

Honk twice if you love the Lord.

I'm talking about honesty.

Carrie, can we just take down the 'tude?

I'm basically pumped up about it. You know?

Please, continue solving the problem.

The cheesecake puber is here, huh?

When they bite into your food,

Don't you run from me!

Hey, can he really do that? Can he keep me from going here?

Bobby, you supposed to be a hardened criminal, man.

Now, if the marketing position isn't what you had in mind,

Yeah. I'm back.

You know he ain't got no gold. How about you grow up?

Math, Science, English. You was a horrible student.

You're breaking the skin! Tear your ass up.

I didn't say anything about... You know what?

you have to know the hypotenuse.

Goddamn. What's your deal?

WWJD, at this point. "What Would Jesus Do?"

- It's 36. - Yeah. 36.

Come on, focus!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

She don't want the pie.

Yeah? Can you see me? Teddy?

This project has taken over my life.

If you're not gonna do the work, drop the class.

All right, Mila, how we lookin'?

I passed! I passed!