Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Focus! Let's go! Let's go!

Mid-century, modern, kind of rounded.

God, I'm having the worst night!

You take that test

I love you, too.

Stewart, you were sayin' "Teddy"?

Hush. Baby, I said be quiet.

minus the three feet that you can jump.

I thought this was gonna be fun.

And it turned out great for both of us.

I think that we're all gettin' off track.

In fact, it's the complete opposite.

You embarrass me in front of... Gotta be kidding me.

You've got that little eco-friendly vibe going.

You sure he's not just dumb?

Me up here, I don't have time. I don't have time.

I’m blessed I’m so blessed

I mean, like, really weird sex.

Good morning, ladies.

There was one time where the condom popped 'cause I put my balls inside the...

Now, this suit you got on is dumb as hell.

You help me, I help you.

I'm working out. I'm trying to shed some lb's.

Hello, Veronica. How was your shift?

that I snuck into a little place called America.

It was prophecy.

And my rib, my Cleopatra, my queen, my bottom bitch,

You need to get your shit together.

Oh, it is. Yeah.

Nobody cares about your escapades with your bitches.

Do you hear me, Mac? You're gonna hide this body.

Oh, shit. What? That's racist, man.

It is a business expense, but, Lis,

so I took it upon myself

Or do you wanna teach the rest of the class for the night?

What? What does that even mean?

And I take the bus.

I'll situate everything in here, and I'll get you home.

You're next. Yes, you.

Drive your car.

"Pythigorinian."

Carry on, Carrie.

- Gotta work... - Hey, yo!

You know, why don't you just...

at the scene of the crime.

Oh, my God! You need to get drunk!

Maybe we expand, franchise even. Yes. Yeah.

so I can afford such luxuries as rent and antibiotics

You don't even wanna be here, Teddy!

I live with my mom.

Not on Jay's watch.

It's the best Mexican here in the A.

Thank you, NO THANK YOU

And this isn't a ring.

Good. I've been in an accident.

Dude, Lisa's the best thing that ever happened to me.

we are all praying together right now

I'm so happy for you.

You was like, "We gonna get it lit up in here. This meeting lit."

See, class, Teddy went to Cactus House to try to win me over.

I couldn't get Bobby Flay to buy that beast.

But if you let me explain... No.

He took the money and ran off to Florida.

and do that other stuff.

- What? - Thank you, Jaylen.

That's true! Luis is hot tonight!

You obviously not good at it. That's why you in jail.

Oh, I've been here the whole time.

I don't like men that cheat.

Used to work $$$

Goin' from cappin' bottles to hypotenuses and all that,

For years, I've been pretending to be somebody else.

And now, a pop quiz

Right now, I work at a fast food restaurant called Christian Chicken

But you can't go there.

You would not believe.

Well, actually, these chairs have a very interesting story.

I got it covered.

You should be studying. What the hell?

so that I could move up to a management position.

Ooh. It's gonna be a long semester.

Management, here I come, baby!

I'm sorry, it's kind of hard to hear you. There's a baby in the background.

Pretend I'm on VH1 or something like that.

She like a Chinese boy at school.

They call me Big Mac.

My suspicions were right, and you, my friend, are dyslexic.

What do you think? Oh...

Maybe you could do a favor for an old friend.

Well, okay, Luis. I'm right there with you.

- He actually said that. - Ooh!

that was willing to stay behind to help me.

Give me the answer! Say it!

I bet that hurt your throat.

And that's different.

What? This woman is a brick wall.

is gonna share the word about your precious poultry with the world.

You teach Special Ed?

Okay, when I went to school here, that's how we got out of school,

My name is Teddy, and I am here to make your barbecue dreams come true.

We had good times, didn't we?

We should let some steam off. Why don't we go to the prom?

Would you like a tuck-in?

Carnitas? You like carnitas? There you go, girl.

If I don't get my GED, he's gonna drop out of high school.

But as magical as these moments that we've been having may be...

School policy, no headphones on campus unless you're using Rosetta Stone.

I don't know the first thing about teaching biology.

Oh, no. Randy wouldn't let me.

Okay. What the fuck, Stewart?

What's the circumference of that pizza?

- You should! - Yes!

We're gonna catch the door, and then we're gonna enter quietly.

and I'm gonna need your support.

And the other night, when I got my revenge,

Thanks for catching me. Of course. Are you all right?

She's the best one at math. 15-squared. Wait, no.

I wish I had you in my teeth.

No, no, no. Nitrogen.

Proud of you, kiddo. Proud of you, kiddo!

- Yes! Yes! - Yeah. She ready!

It was terrible, man! Terrible!

You know, I liked you at first.