Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes. Maybe try to compliment her.

I can't believe we're gonna die over a GED practice test!

I rebuke you! I'm going to work.

that you're gonna find your nest here with us today.

It's not a black voice. In actuality, not a black voice.

It doesn't matter. You know why?

When you girl on her period but she wears “them”

because I wouldn't do that.

Can I help you, sir?

So, be nice, okay?

that I was able to accept who I was.

And judging by what you just said to me,

Teddy! Dinner, baby.

now if you have a D average, you're out.

How your fiancée don't know where you at? It's after dark.

Luis, I need to speak to you in the kitchen.

Why would you start there? Stop!

Wait, no! Wait, wait, wait!

Maybe you planted them.

I'm studying to get my GED like everybody else.

That he planted with his African-American short and curly pubes.

Anybody out there?

No, Bobby. He's not my inside man, he's the janitor.

Same as you, fam! Yeah!

What's going on, Carrie? Why you in here?

The bill was $800.

So I figure, maybe you and I can look out for one another.

Thank God you're coming.

He deserved that.

6-squared is...

I don't care if he's as dumb as a Minion.

is that students like you bring down the reputation of this high school.

Go over there and handle that situation at the drive-through.

But I have work to do.

I don't have to do housework anymore!

It's not exactly a smoking gun, Stew.

All right, I stashed the body.

That's a black voice.

Mac, you're up next.

I'm, like, really strong right now,

Like, she's not like the teachers that we had back in the day.

No, I need this GED.

I am Teddy Walker.

Does that complete your order?

Why are you breathing on the side of my face like that?

Miss C gonna kill 'em.

Stop it. The Porsche, the duplex.

Nah, I'm just the bitch that likes to wear blouses.

Teddy, are you okay?

I don't get paid by the head.

I wanna feel fit. Why am I even asking?

Chef Clemont invited my entire team to dinner tonight.

Come on, man! Go ahead with that.

Maybe one day I'll take you to Vegas.

I need this GED!

Maybe you should see one.

I know it! I know it!

Teddy, I just want you to know, you are like the son I never had.

What you doing, Carrie? Take this off right now.

That's the last time that happens.

I get my GED, he gets his diploma.

I am the principal of your child's school. I have to walk away now.

Let us go forward from this day with confidence and with courage.

to kind of offset the harder, more straighter lines.

Chef Clemont...

Drive home safe. Oh, hey!

so, Miss Carter, please return to your classroom.

which is why I'd recommend the Big Steel for you.

I am, babe, and it starts immediately.

- They're from Denmark. Found them in a warehouse. - Whoa...

Any way I can get you to respectfully shut that baby up?

I'm blessed. So blessed!

I'm sorry, what?

Carry on, Carrie.

Wait. Hold on. You're the night school teacher?

but y'all gonna end up in stupid student debt.

I think I might have hurt it.

Go in the kitchen, man.

Don't give me that!, It's 2:35 in the morning!, Where have you been? Well i uh.

I just mean, I need you to show me the respect

'Cause I never said nothin' about anybody stealing the test.

Is the one on the left your type?

Yeah, God is good. Mmm-hmm.

It's not working.

This gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you!

I thought he was with us!

I failed again.

I see you looking at...

- I'm in. That's what I'm talkin' about! - All right.

Well, I promise you that this one will be worth it, okay?

Tell me what I got.

Snitches are bitches.

She sucks at this. Hurry! I'm almost there.

Yeah, well, I see you ate the chicken, you son of a bitch.

Nothing. You're doing great. I said, "Keep going. Everybody loves you."

I don't like cheaters.

I don't know, fam. It might have worked.

Hey, let me just say this, okay, while I got the platform.

Girl, yeah, that's a little burnt leprechaun

The car is leaving.

So I'm not dumb?

My feet are very warm.

Man, I ain't see some punani in so long.

We're Teddy's classmates.

Are y'all in the Sunken Place?

Mmm-mmm. - So amazing.

I laugh at how much we laughed.

That's just gonna be used condoms.

Oh, my God! What are you...

You've made some great points, but I have to go now. Good night.

I'm not processing it.

Well played, Stewart.

Okay? Call my office. Hurry up!

'Tude? Really? No, I...

- Come on! - Hey, man!

I'm done with y'all. What?

And she pulled a 1500 on the practice test.

No matter what it takes You know I'm always gonna keep fighting

Remeber me Pendeja No Seba

No. Oh, you know what? I'm with that.

Hey, hey, hey! The results just came in.

You two know each other?

I failed as a father.

Okay? Okay. I can do that.

the professor is blown away by how brilliant it is.

We all got second chances.

And my son, we call him Little Mac, he has decided to drop out of school.

First identified by the 3.5 percenters, but that's another conversation.

And who is she?

I'm your fiancée.

I don't like him.

you're gonna have to come a little bit better than that.

I don't know, Mommy.

Oh. Now that's a gas.

Teddy, Teddy, Teddy.

I'm just trying to do what's right, Carrie.

there's what appears to be pubic hair in my cake.

First things first, let's get rid of this line.