Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I need you to tell my fiancée there's been an accident.
If you wanna succeed in my class,
Okay? Give me some love.
The revolution will not be roboticized.
He what? He was turned on.
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese
and I am well within my rights
Well, I am an outside-of-the-box thinker.
Go study!
Nice to meet you, Teddy Walker.
oh boy, it’s hard to be woke. hard to be woke.
I'mma get me a real fly car, and I'm gonna have me a nice girl.
and do not tell Lisa about this until it's a done deal.
Theresa! It's after 10:00! Hello!
Yeah!
I didn't process none of that shit.
And if I don't get this second chance, then it's over for me.
I can jump, like, three feet!
Well, this is my house!
Oh, God!
Now, I'm not sayin' I ain't no freak.
Let's do it!
Because that's what confuses you.
What is that?
which is probably in your handwriting.
Teddy, you're here!
I'm sorry I doubted you.
Thank you, Mom. Anything for you, darling.
Laundry day. All my darks were in the wash.
I am in a loveless marriage. Please.
Whatchu talkin' bout, Joe?
Hide. Burn it?
So this is what it's come to, huh?
Who you honking... Let's go!
I'm blessed. I'm so blessed.
We didn't meet everyone.
If...
I can work with this.
You got a third nipple, man!
Teddy, listen to me. Ain't no "Teddy, listen."
Y'all ready for this?
That makes total sense. I know I would.
We're on lockdown.
Okay, you know what, guys?
Right now, I'm transitioning from an amazing job in sales
Let me tell you what else is hot. Your breath.
I think I mentioned that at our first meeting.
so I can plant pubes on some random guy's cheesecake?
"Yo, if you want options, you gonna have to get your GED.
That is not the answer!
'Cause you know what? Pretty stinky, guys.
He was wrongfully accused.
So, game the system again, did we, Teddy?
To us. To us.
Kendra, you take that test
Real nigga shit.
Little Mac! What are you doing?
Uh-uh. The one in the tight dress is. Shit, that's mine.
You failed the test?
Glad y'all enjoyed the show.
I tell you what, if you're lying with her, don't lie to her.
Very little waist.
Don't you let me down!
No. This is what he wants. Thank you, thank you.
That was a poor choice of words.
Bitch.
Mmm-hmm.
"A-squared plus b-squared equals c-squared."
Before it's too late and we have to live in Randy's parents' laundry room.
What do you mean, "Don't get shot"?
"Deal with it."
No, you're not.
You're welcome. 'Cause you need it.
Don't do this, Teddy.
In fact, you might be the dumbest student at this school.
Maybe I do need help.
Now, we're best friends.
The new test results just came in.
What is going on?
I'm glad you're here, Mac.
of forward-thinking,
Teddy.
I look forward to seeing how you do on the midterm.
and that was the thrill of a lifetime, okay?
What the? Oh, hell no! Trina!
that you can get it together on a second chance.
It's gettin' repossessed.
I'm gay.
I'm not tryin' to play.
The results will be in online in just a minute.
Um... Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God!
It's "turn up" time, Stewart.
So, how long you been the principal, man?
This ain't Halloween, fam. I'm done.
my wife of 14 years, she was like,
Night school is all that I have.
rule-challenging, fearless leaders.
Speaking of toast, if you... God damn it, Teddy.
So even though we got textbook-sized textbooks, you decided to join us.
Let's do this.
Wait, the ring. Here, you gotta put the ring on.
You finished the whole test?
All right.
Yeah.
So how do we fix it? Let's talk solution.
You got 28 seconds left.
Or T-Pain.
She got you. She got you. Why you always 'bout that rah-rah, man?
Let's go, Teddy. You got this, Teddy.
Because it's written sloppy.
Jesus Christ!
Because I don't know if you noticed the cerulean kind of undertone
I sure did.
to defend myself.
That's what's up.
It was actually a 1540, Daddy.
No, sir. That's what I like to call a teachable moment.
Congratulations.
You always wanna see somethin'. If I...
No reason at all.
I didn't think about that. It is a business expense. Okay.
is me not having my GED.
I'm all over the place.
Everyone, take a seat.
If I stand in the right spot in this parking lot,
with my own little raggedy paycheck.
That's the correct answer.
You are so resilient, baby. You keep bouncing back.
You better stop it, man. Don't you start that.
But you are not dumb!
I mean, yeah, they looked at the answers,
Just doing what I do best, outshining Teddy's butt.
No, no, stop, Marv. Stop.
Hey! What's up, Stewart?
Yeah, it's still stupid. I love it.
Thank you for your honesty.
You're gonna study! I hate you!
Wow. Thank you. Wow.
Yeah! Hurray! Go, Teddy!
Yes, I'm the night school teacher.
You're getting cold feet.
That probably ain't even a real nigga. Hey.
You lookin' like J-Lo and Beyoncé, mama.
Great! Superb!
That's what I've been doin' all these evenings.
I mean, I don't know, just don't get shot, bro.
Mmm.
I can't believe I took off work for this shit.
Right in the...
Okay? I am busting my ass
Oh, I gotta get in that. Definitely gonna try that.
Whatever. But it's just a conversation.
I blew it. I definitely blew that.
"Find a solution for the..."
So here I am. I'm so psyched.
It's my phone. Those were my notes.
Living in 2020 be like
Actually, I would like to observe for a minute, if that's okay.
That's not even close.
Lisa knows that I'm a successful barbecue salesman.
Teddy Walker does not cheat.
The lunch rush is upon us.
And to be honest with you,
What are we... Hey! Shit!
Enjoy your tacos. That smile can light up a room, can't it?
Why are you here?
- Come on. - Wait, wait. Hold up, Lis.
Is everybody getting the same numbers? Hey, Marv!
Hey, babe.
Just admit what?
I love you.
Charles David Walden! Aww damn, shit, fukk, this nigga done came to Popeye's, Ain't this is freak hoe motherfukkin bitch?