Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't wanna hear nothin' you got to say, man.

Did you hypotenuse it?

until I was fired without cause.

All right, everybody. This is a big day.

And you know that. I don't know why I was so nervous.

This whole section right here reeks of Discover cards,

And I'mma be rolling in the dough.

I'm just gonna stop.

Move with purpose. Go, go, go, go!

and I'm not your house cleaner.

He said you was bad. I didn't know you was that bad.

My little Gary Coleman. My little Webster.

What a big day for all of us.

Tell my fiancée I got in another accident.

So, guys, my sweet little Teddy bear just popped the question.

That's my Randy. Sweetest guy on Earth.

you need to do the work. It's just that simple.

and, wait for it, "no GED required."

We can't live on Randy's salary.

You want to dance? 'Cause I'll boogie-woogie.

And we can pop bottles all night

I risked my life coming to this country

Listen to me. Come on!

You messed with the wrong guy.

Wait. Hold up. I don't want that apple pie.

Going on two years.

Thank you, baby. No problem.

Hold on a second. We got a code red. We got a code red.

I'm not jokin' with you.

with my skill set at his firm.

Here's the thing. All right?

we can figure... What is going on?

I'mma get in your business now.

Now, from your first night of homework,

Special Ed is one of my sections.

I would absolutely love it

Hello, Cinnamon. Roxanne.

I'm a salesman, man. That's what I do, okay?

Difference is I didn't have a teacher like you

Carrie... At the party.

I'm so sorry, baby.

I'm gonna go on Monster.com right now, see if anything new popped up.

You breaking my arm!

What does that have to do with the African-American experience?

And I don't know about you guys, but that's a win for me.

Let me just start off by telling you guys a little something about me.

Give me that. No, I didn't think that.

You know what? We're gonna have to put a pin in that.

I worked in customer service for a long time.

where the chicken is Christian for some reason.

I don't know none of this shit. I need you.

Oh, God, he's doing that thing with his voice.

I'm in a different world out there, babe,

Now, that's mink!

Wait, we got a test on the first day?

but I know you can. Mmm.

ooh boy, it’s hard to be woke, it’s hard to be woke

I mean, look at him.

Luis, I need to speak to you in the kitchen.

Really? I was home with an infant.

Yes. Oh, yeah, baby.

Take this all the way

Okay? I do know that.

Hey, all right!

Let me see your smart face. Hit it. One, two, three.

I'll just follow your lead, and I'll stand up.

Hey, what's up? I'm Mila.

but I like the way you nailed down the calculations on the pot odds.

Do the congregation know he a freak like that?

Crack it open like a walnut. Thank you. No, thank you.

Because it's your house, right?

God damn it. Like, literally, damn it.

I mean, I was doing all that stuff for Lisa.

I mean, hell, we all did. Ain't that right, night school crew?

Get out of my face.

Come on, Teddy. Come on.

I don't think so.

We'd hire you here, but you need to get your GED.

What? You a sellout, man.

You guys go to prom?

Teddy, what's the square root of 81?

He's in you. He's in you, ain't he?

What are you doin' here, babe?

But understand that I am okay.

The dream is all that keeps me alive

Thank you. Thank you for taking care of this for us.

Pops, those standardized tests are culturally biased.

You can do whatever you wanna do.

'cause I would never say that about people that I don't know.

Some things just never change, huh, Teddy?

Honey, I'm home!

Hi, gang. My name is Theresa,

Get buck! Get buck!

We're out here celebrating you. Let him.

If there is someone in here, you are trespassing

I'm sorry, buddy.

- No. No. - Yes.

Lisa's cool as hell. She knows who you are.

You used to call me crazy Stewart, now you call me Batman.

Excuse me? You kind of loud.

Luis. That's what they are. Afro-pubes.

Come on, Teddy. Focus!

I'm giving you one star.

- Whenever you're ready. - Thank you.

Hot lava! Non-stops.

but they get the flavor in deep. Jaylen, Jaylen!

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my gosh.

Watch out, watch out, watch out!

Teddy Walker, behind the soda machine.

Not with me no more.

I'm Teddy Walker.

Hey, yo, what up? I'm Bobby.

So, if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to learning.

But you're a hustler.

He didn't take it. I'm bad at it.

Tryin' to skate by without doing the work.

I don't know, maybe you could stay with your night school friend.

I have it. I got it.

You know, I'm not book smart.

That's the stuff right there. Reminds me of the old days.

Think about it.

Come on, Carrie. Don't play right now. Just tell me the score.