Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Concentrate. Teddy, concentrate.

My wife take rumba classes.

Charles David Walden! Aww damn, shit, fukk, this nigga done came to Popeye's, Ain't this a freak hoe motherfukkin bitch?, Some old stankin dirty bullshit

You look like bad credit already.

Well, hold on now, honey.

I'm sorry, what?

It's just a coincidence, right?

I want you to do what you do best and go be great.

Does anybody else wanna try to take a crack at this?

I said I ain't gettin' the pie. Pull up!

What I'm not gonna do is do it in... Ma'am! Ma'am!

So "yes" on the steamed lobster?

You gotta work your butt off.

Surprised to see me, bro?

And he looks strangely like Bruno Mars.

they'll be excited about learning.

Last night, I saw the janitor cleaning Stewart's office

You're done with that. Really?

Ain't no bullshit in me.

I was 27 when I got my first hand job.

I can't wait to be your porn star.

For STDs? That's not an issue.

and then Teddy,

We got these three sides. Got a, b, c. Split that.

You said no witnesses! When did I say that?

I'm so sorry, Teddy.

Now, you have worked too hard

When my life is a dumpster fire......

My goal is to remove that mind chatter

Boy, I was just playin' when I said that earlier.

It's so obvious.

I'mma take it again.

Now, remember what I said.

Hey, Carrie! Hey!

I'm not a freak of nature, Stew.

And my rib, my Cleopatra, my queen, my bottom bitch,

Like, Fifty Shades of Grey sex.

And I hate that I am teaching a room full of cheaters!

- Come here! Come on! - Break it up!

Send it to me first, please.

Would you rather be reborn as a dental hygenist or a rotten molat?

Principals have principles.

I love the weave!

The Pitbull, huh?

I said I don't want the pie. Okay. Ma'am.

God don't see everything. Just let me know.

What's got me messed up about the car...

As we cross this stage,

You know, that kid reminds me a lot of myself.

Hey, guy. This is my demo.

Don't be such a dick!

Oh, like Julio Iglesias?

Okay. Amen! And Amen.

I can give you a ride home for 10 bucks if you want.

Mind meld. I was thinking the exact same thing.

Yes, we went to high school together.

You know what we ought to do for Bobby?

But now I'm going to become a dental hygienist.

Yeah, but this book is just kind of thick.

And also I wanna have sex on a regular basis.

You know I wasn't gonna pass that test,

How many classes do we have left? That was weird, right?

That's what's up.

You're not Spanish, are you?

They look a little stressed out, man.

Wow. So if you'll excuse me...

Carrie! What's the square root of 81?

All right! Now, listen to me!

She said, "I wanna be a flight attendant."

I'mma be a winner.

That's not gonna happen.

I don't like his attitude.

I could probably hook you up.

I'm just as confounded by the materials as the rest of y'all. Feel me?

That's all right. Okay. All right.

And don't act like you don't wanna be able to finally say that I'm dumb.

Steven leaving the service center Service center gawking

Someone grabbed me from behind and threw me in the slop sink.

He is welcome to take my class if he wants.

If it's your bottom bitch, she know you stupid, fam.

'Cause I'm getting my GED.

You got some nerve, man.

I'm never gonna let the dream go

Or maybe you can find a night school that does teach from a leaflet.

that this is a lot to take in.

Any pastor that's putting a thong on his balls ain't right with God.

I was nervous, babe. I didn't know you'd smell it. I tried...

I appreciate you bringing this amazing, blazing, Satan chicken.

Open your eyes, Teddy.

I'm just not what you would call a "night school person."

Crack that nut open! Thank you. No, thank you.

Okay, Lisa. Lisa, Lisa.

In my day, maybe once in your lifetime, you might get the end of a pinky

Dude, I've been looking for a job everywhere, man.

No good teacher would ever call their students dumb.

Wasn't easy, but cleaned this place up using my brain and my bat.

You know, we're gonna break in... Just shut up! Just shut up!

But he said it out of love.

Basically, it's like dyslexia, but with math.

I'll make sure I don't bring my Roomba to the next class.

I've known this man my entire life. He's not a pube planter, sir.

Come on. Touch my big, black bat.

Thank you. Thank you for that.

That's my point. I don't care! Why you telling me?

Enough. Looking at 18 things at one time,

You know what I'm gonna do? Let me call you back.

You're not havin' a sock session to my woman.

Chicken suit or not,

Just pull up to the window, for the love...

Stop. I got this. Now, that's insane of you.

Okay? I may not be their best friend but everyone here respects me.