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Mac attack!
What you doin'? She has a belt!
Ow, Teddy!
Listen... Oh, my God!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
that when he retires, he's leaving all of this to me.
Guys. Guys.
to invite our night school graduates to join our seniors.
It really does
Remember me, pendejo?
These guys bullshit clients all day about funds they don't understand.
just so I can get a better idea of where you all are.
I don't work there yet.
Chef Clemont also said that there will be no check.
I'm so sorry, Bobby.
Teddy, come here!
Trust me, you never take a free meal from a client.
Take this suit off,
You all can continue to be sheep. I'm not gonna be nobody's sheep.
I'm trying.
You talking about my mama now?
Go ahead. Say hi.
Somebody looks extremely attractive today.
Me? College?
All right? I go to take a bite of my cheesecake,
No, I didn't kill him. I just choked him out.
Ask Stewart.
Stay woke, bro.
You think I care about what kind of car you drive
I'm blessed
Well, okay. Boy. Hot lava. Hot lava! Okay.
Why would you... No, Carrie! Hey!
I'mma do the work. You'll see.
it all makes sense.
Shit, shit.
is the day that I lose her.
Pretty stinky guys
nothing is impossible.
You sure you cool, or do we need to just chill
Aren't you a little young to die?
Oh!
Okay, so if we're gonna do this, let's do it step by step.
Why?
That's emotional shopping, Carrie.
Mila, what about you?
Hey. No loitering in my hall.
You wanna see something? Come on, now!
I've been working for the last 14 years at the MacArthur bottling plant
No, no, no. I can't flirt. I don't know any moves.
Oh, hell no! I'm pretty sure.
Anything is possible!
- Chef, please. - I don't want to get into it.
If you wanna pursue acting, you can.
Oh, God! I can't be a part of this.
I just did this to get out of the house.
Wait! No! Wait, wait, wait! What?
I said yes!
No, no, no, no! I am not looking.
What, lunch rush? It's 10:00 a.m.
I want you to crack this up like a walnut.
I don't know what you're into, man.
We had her right up till the end,
It's fine.
I want to be a dental hygienist, not Elon Musk or Stephen Hawking.
Steal the midterm?
Hey.
You see, I came to this country from Mexico
No, I'm done with this!
I failed.
Cold feet?
You take it again! Get back at it again! And take it again.
I need your help. Put your damn hand down!
And if you know Jay, that ain't gonna work.
Yeah, amen to that.
I'm talking about accepting who you are.
It's nitrogen. Right?
This is my house
He's lied four times.
Every last one of you cheated.
Yeah.
Stacks on deck, Patrón on ice
Everybody knows that the customer's always right.
You know what? Once I saw the man-purse
I noticed that your voice just went up a whole octave.
It's a lot.
Have a good one.
I didn't know you were so into chairs.
There's al pastor.
Teddy, I am so confused.
Oh, God!
Mac! Did you just kill him?
You all have a wonderful class.
He Hypotenused it!
Take this suit off, and you gonna take this test!
Why did you add AP Calculus to my class load?
Do I look like a sheep to you, Marv?
Stop it.
Good to see you, bro. What's up, Ted?
charm the principal a little bit.
Watch out, fam! Behind you, nigga!
Charles David Walden! Aww damn, shit, fukk, this nigga done came to Popeye's, Ain't this is freak hoe motherfukkin bitch?, Some old bullshit
Remember me pendejo No
Get out!
I'm talking about gettin' my GED.
A tuck-in?
Oh, God! You know what? I got my signals crossed.
- Wait, what is going on over there? - Big shit.
Let's go to prom, baby. Let's go to prom!
That's not true, Lisa.
All we gotta do is hypotenuse it.
When you can’t stop farting
I can't put on a chicken suit in 2018
Thank you guys for the flowers!
What are you trying to prove?
I’ma take the test again!!! Better to laugh than cry.
I'm not sayin' nothin'. I don't know nothin'.
Very good.
All right! Hey, everybody, I'm Mackenzie.
Well, we gonna spend our class hours in the gym.
of the wallpaper, but we kind of wanted to tie it all together
Stewart!
I mean, it's life-changing. Yeah.
I really tried. I even did the butt stuff.
Enough, Bobby.
Is y'all little bitches listening?
so I wanted to get my GED and, hopefully, enter the workforce.
Me and the fellas were out shooting dice, playing spades and dominoes.
Why are you taking your shoes off?
It look like you towing my car. Did I park in the handicap spot?
I’m gay
Hey, anybody got anything? No.
I sucked at all that. 20.
Is this somebody's carpet?
Teddy, focus. Concentrate.
I’m Blessed!!! So Blessed!!!
Is that a fire drill? All right, everybody.
You also have a processing disorder.
My point is, I was a late bloomer, and I was desperate and sad.
That's true.
No, not like Julio Iglesias.
Bobby got skills.
My now-husband, Randy,
You're gonna be a financial analyst?
I knew it! Now that you say it, it makes sense.
Say that again!
No, no, no.
You deserved that.
This is….MA…. House!!
If she's not around, then what's the point?
they are not going to give to a high school dropout.
Send out that email tonight, okay? Thanks so much. Okay. Bye!
What? Listen to me.
I mean, there was a whole section that I didn't even understand.
I don't know what you put in me... It just hit me!
Dad, I know you ain't never mean it
Teddy Walker!
Well, I'll take note of that, Teddy.
You what?
Thank you, Teddy.
Let's keep it moving.
Fire took me out of that thing.
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah!
- Way to go. - Yes, yes!
I'm not hustling no more.
I was being sarcastic.
I'm not gonna do that.
You can probably write it off, right? Yes.
you gotta know that I am out here.
It's so good. LISA: One of my favorite things that he does.
What's going on?
Okay, guys.
But my point is this, all those years ago