Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where's Big Mac?

Say African-American again, and I'mma get dark and curly in your ass!

Just never mind the fact

Where's the closest exit?

Hey, yo! Bobby, watch out, fam!

So he grabs onto you, and you can feel him up against your thigh.

Well, then get out my car.

Feels weird, man!

she might be carrying your seed.

I'm blessed. So blessed.

Friends, friends, what is happening? What is happening?

You are bettering yourself, Brother Teddy.

I told Stewart here I'd beat his ass if he didn't come and apologize.

and stand on the side of a highway and hawk no goddamn chicken.

Why are you nervous?

If we go by your theory, about the voice thing...

Because I'm getting a whole different vibe.

because they found some Molly in my locker

Not now. Not now. Wait.

Hey, Teddy! What's up, man?

Don't take this the wrong way

You better go! Okay. Baby, just...

maybe I could get you to cross some T's, dot some I's.

You wanna play that game? Yeah!

we got married after he knocked me up, then we had two more kids.

I don't get it.

Look, come or not, makes me no difference.

I said, "Look, and my baby gonna like it."

I rebuke you! Rebuke!

Now, y'all pull it together.

I apologize if things have been a little crazy as of late.

I heard a guy the other day say "I'm gonna crack that up like a walnut."

there's what appears to be pubic hair in my cake.

Let's go shake that ass!

I don't know this stuff.

Christian Chicken!

No, no, no. I'm not talking about going to school.

Teddy, I got no toilet paper.

My poor baby, I feel terrible.

Thank you! Thank you!

Brother Isaac, I'm a black man.

So what are the test results, Carrie?

Come over here! Come over here!

Ain't that where you met your bottom bitch at?

but they wouldn't have if I hadn't had put it on their lap.

It's time to pray. Gather 'round.

Okay, so that just means I'm having problems

Especially them short stay rooms.

Probably look like a kaleidoscope when you look through it.

What part of "There is no musical program" do you not understand, Trish?

Real N*gga Shit

You got it right. What?

Go to the library then.

Aren't you a little old to be a pop star now?

What's the square root of 81?

Ever since you proposed, you haven't been yourself.

And, by the way, I think Denise has incredible titties.

My knees and my back are totally shot from moving boxes, Teddy!

when Teddy pulled all of his pubes

and even then it was, like, offering to give the cop my panties

Wait, sweetheart, who's watching the kids?

But you hate school so why are we even having this conversation?

when I just said watchin' out for each other, you know?

This is all on him.

My parents are gonna be really pissed if I get busted again.

Attention, intruders. This is Principal Patowsky.

it just kind of got on rewind, man!

Now you're really in my business.

Brother. Especially a black woman.

Well, I will tell you what's going on.

Or the wig. Whichever.

What is "woke"?

That was real cool, what you did for me in there at the blackboard.

I thought that when I said all that stuff that you would listen to it.

You will be given homework every night, just like regular high school.

That's just who I am.

You want me to help you find a shortcut to getting your diploma.

I don't know! Oh, God!

- Hey, Teddy! - Teddy! Teddy!

I ain't got time for this. Teddy, please, just listen.

I'm trippin'. I'm thinking along the lines of traffic school.

So I decided to get my GED

Now, Esther, you're a small woman, but I know you have a big heart

Yeah, I hypotenused it.

In my day, it was really innocent. Now it's all about the butt.

that's my night school teacher.

but when you get to class,

I don't understand how that could be considered a lunch rush.

Get your ass up out of here. What? Say it again.

you want their taste buds to scream out "Hallelujah!"

Give it a rat-tat-tap! Good night!

I said wear all black. Why didn't you wear black?

You thought you could cram four years of high school into a leaflet?

Hey, Maya! Hey, Teddy.

Hey, Stew, you think you're taking the right approach here with these kids?

Y'all hear that music?

Get across that roof, Mac.

- That caramel tart, he's known for it. - All right.

you all should be very familiar with the Pythagorean theorem.

She didn't know what was going on until you admitted it.

I actually have to work for four hours right now.

I'm done with your explanations.

Kirstin is a what?!?

- Girls are smart, dude. - Is she pretty?

Teddy, that's right.

What are you doing, Mac? Looking for trapdoors.

Now you can get the hell out my class.

Luis, right now. Right now.

Lisa! Lisa... Lisa!

- That was close. - You're damn right it was, Mac.

Yeah, let's go. Come on. Come on.

- Thank you, Lisa. Appreciate it. - You know.

I'll take some upper thigh, but for real, I really want to see some punani.

Marketing director? That's up to you.

Let's share Jesus through our food. Let's go!

This ain't no type of education. This is chemical warfare.

It's just a sign that it's time for me to do something different.

I don't care if he is your pastor!

If it's a birthmark, let us see it right now.

Now, it's not cool that you beat your teacher at Texas hold 'em

Tips are my livelihood. I had a 20 coming your way.

I get it. That's the inside man, huh?

I take responsibility for it all. I was the mastermind.

And the only thing that's really holding up this transition

Don't talk to me like that.

"GED" on three. One, two, three.

When I go back to the cell, I got the legendary socky-sock.

Well, grab a seat. We'll get started in a few.

This young man right here.

And big surprise...

So come on out, and I won't bash your head.

Why don't you get off my back?

how can I be out there stealing the test, Miss Carrie?

Oh, Gladys, now stop coddling this boy.

Now, before we conclude, I'm sure some of you are wondering

'Cause you know what that is, right?

You know what? Tell him I appreciate it, but I insist on paying.

You know Trina?

So if I'm locked up in here,

People never notice me. It happens all the time.

But all that stuff was said out of love

You know what? Class dismissed.

Graduation day lol