Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They want me to calculate the average number of manatees

So we have three little rascals now, and it's fun.

That is true. That was a part of it. A small part.

and you gonna take that test! Guys, guys, guys!

from working at He-Man Movers for 30 years.

We get you tested.

This boy definitely lying. I am not.

And I'll tell you what to do after that because I'm in charge.

but I ain't feelin' this Mr. Miyagi shit. Okay?

...but it feels like the devil!

Ronald McDonald's?

Why don't you go stand outside?

All right, then.

Got it. Go! Go!

that you would show your boss.

I'm blistering up.

So listen to this. Joe told me today

To take a stand.

I wish I could. I really do.

She got a fat ass, too.

It is time to pray. It's time to what?

Principal Patowsky is interested in us redesigning the school

Just get the hell up out my class.

Not a black voice.

"I wanna go from place to place. It'd be like going..."

Come on, Teddy, you got this.

You are a lot of things.

Focus, Teddy! Focus!

One part oxygen!

Grass-fed beef, you don't know nothin' about no free-range chicken.

I'm done with all of y'all. All of y'all can get up out my class.

I'm obligated to tell you that this ring is way out of your budget.

A what? Dental hygienist.

I am the principal of this high school. And I'm just dropping by to check on...

Carrie said in order to use the Pythagorean theorem,

There is no such thing as learning herpes.

I don't know. No!

Remove the Beats by Andre, Rudy.

All yours, Teddy.

I don't got time to waste my time on the Pythagorean theorem.

Not a lot of women can take this much steel,

You know what, Teddy? The last time I checked,

I don't play by the...

That's what's up.

He's saying "piñata."

Hey! My arm's kind of tingly.

What? I gotta take this. I gotta take it.

Booty look good, don't it?

So I didn't think you cared.

Yes. Good to see you.

Listen to me, though. Stop. Stop, okay?

Yep. But you also have dyscalculia.

You are gonna fix this.

Thank you. I have to go. I really have to go.

Why you in the ring? What's going on?

So you're saying that if I graduate from high school

who's living paycheck to paycheck

I mean, one is too many pubes. If you could tell the chef.

Been talking about your kids and everything all day!

It's Rainbows, you blessed heifer.

Aren't these beautiful? He did these just for us.

I haven't eaten breakfast. I don't know!

I believe you planted these.

It'll be the hottest spot in Atlanta. Okay.

Please continue with the Pythagorean theorium.

and all the Lyft driving I've been doing,

And to my dad...

Y'all some sheep! Y'all sheep!

Nate with this class!

Because I missed a few on purpose.

That's Illuminati! That's what I'm saying!

No. Come on, you got this.

so he asked us to stop by... Oh, he did, huh?

Carrie, those are very strong accusations.

Hide it. Chop, burn, bury?

What was going on with you then? Was you being abused or something?

That's my fiancée, man. You don't talk to her like that.

- You all right? - Guys!

I'm not sure if that's even a thing.

I'm an honest man trying to make an honest living.

What are you, crazy? I'm on a treadmill!

What the hell, Theresa?

Let me tell you something about Jay.

This all went so fast. I don't want school to end.

Earlier, you said, unlike these folks, you're not a night school type of person.

That's not what I'm asking you to do.

You are just one big, beautiful mixed drink of learning disabilities.

Just tell me how many pepperonis are on the pizza.

Okay. That's my woman, and that's too much information.

Carrie, right? Oh...

I couldn't help but overhear your conversation.

Now, Gerald, that is enough.

Give me the Behind the Music about the chair.

I'mma take it again though.

It'll mess up your jabos.

She's spelling your legal name.

The late hours?

If it's your bottom bitch, She know you stupid, fam

Let me pour some champagne for my fiancée.

I can't. I can't check it.

It's got the flavor. I don't know if they use a needle,

I love you. Love you back.

I got into education to make a difference in people's lives, not to ruin them.

What? It's a gas!

She ain't even interested in me.

We need to keep our hands to ourselves. You stop!

I can explain. It ain't what it look like.

Think about that.

What up, though? Jaylen's the name.

No more learning. My brain is at capacity.

Otherwise, you can get outta my class right now.

old brick head...

Excellent! Good!

that I forgot the value that went into learning in school.

Show me the smart face.

When you added that AP Calculus to my class load.

Go out there before she does something with her butt.

Kinda looks like he's in prison.

What you doin'?

No need to panic.

but one that comes with a crushing loneliness.

Can you do that?

I don't wanna study!

Dyscalculia. However you say it.

Nobody's getting into Ivy League schools on a bassoon scholarship.

You bust ass in my face, Carrie?

Okay. You love your job. That's what I love to do.

That'll be $14.99. How would you like to pay?

So this is a chair. Straight up, it's a chair.

Okay, here's the deal, class.

I'll do all the work. I'll do it all. No, I'm...

you tell him that he need to put it on and get a mirror

Listen, listen. I got it!

Teddy! Get your ass out.

You wanna come up and solve the problem?

I'mma succeed in the School of Life doing real stuff.

You know, Carrie,

Do you need help?

Thank you for that great, wonderful meeting.