Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You did the black voice thing with him?

This is what it's about with you.

No, you do a black voice.

It is stressing me out.

Somebody that I'm not.

You do know how to spell your name, don't you?

Everybody, come on.

I was actually the waiter at the restaurant

Dudes that have a real job.

Let's celebrate then. Huh?

I work. I have a job. I'm saving lives.

There's no way I can make that.

- You said it. - What you got? Come on, Teddy!

And I blamed you.

Hollywood, how you doin'?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, you got robotic side dick now?

Let's just say it's 15 feet.

Well, what can I help you with?

All right. Agree to disagree.

then we're wasting our time.

I didn't do shit!

What's this really all about, Teddy bear?

It just hit me what he said, honey.

Will the lovely Maya be joining us this evening as well?

That should make it very easy for us to calculate the hypotenuse.

Lis, you did an amazing job. You're gonna kill this.

So I made a deal with him.

Hey, brother, let me holler at you real quick.

Come on. God, I can't wait to sleep.

You could come by any day,

Not in a sexual way, but not not in a sexual way, you know?

I'm the one with the hot glue gun in the middle of the night.

Right, right. We can email you directly.

Logan for the past 4 months

I messed up a lot.

Stewart's smarter than me. But you know what I'm not?

Is that what this is all about?

that then you could give me job here? Yeah.

Honestly, I have so many ideas.

His damn shoulder is in his mouth.

Go on and have a good day now.

- Ringleader. - Oh, my gosh!

- Hypotenuse it! - No, no, you can do this!

You know what? This is a perfect segue.

I'm Teddy Walker, and I'm a liar.

Don't! He's so little!

I ain't going there.

How do I look? Do I look smart? You look unbelievable.

I love you, too.

This is my house.

Oh, shit! Go, go, go!

You didn't pass.

When you hate your job

I said that because Teddy and I went to school together.

I said "processing disorder."

Basically, what you wanna do,

I’m blessed. So Blessed

Hey, man! I said don't do it.

All right, come here. You know what?

What are you doin' here?

What? Yeah, we've been working hard.

You can finally say it, Stew. Say it!

Are you having a seizure?

I have something to say to you, okay? What? What?

I think there's something in here.

and I'm just not all that crazy about him.

Little reverse psychology!

I just have one question before we do this.

And I apologize.

I am an innovator.

and you take that test,

How does your fiancée feel about you being in night school?

Baby, that's amazing.

you are well on your way.

During the day, I teach way too many classes

You know, Carrie, you are incredible.

That's a great opportunity.

Do you have something in your teeth?

I'm really, really proud of you.

It was very lit.

So I think I'd be a natural.

We're just a little underwater right now,

Uh, yeah. Yeah. Right now I'm in the, I'm in the break room.

and I dropped out of high school when I was pregnant with my first child.

More like Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake.

If you got your GED... Huh?

Teddy, you seem to be getting a real kick out of this.

Slim thick! Whoo!

Wait, say that to me again. I apologize.

Ooh, boy, it's hard to be woke. It's hard to be woke.

- Shit! - Can't you see I'm tryin' to learn?

I know that that means that you're bullshitting.

It's so, so much.

Are we done here, Stewart?

My reason for doing that is because I was ashamed.

It looked like he might've sauced his drawers, real talk.

It's come together.

What does that mean?

Carrie, if you're not gonna help me,

Or like, "That was a waste of sperm."

I knew it was a mistake. I knew it was a mistake.

I told them. He did.

You're not seriously skipping that GED test, are you?

then I am living proof

I didn't... Teddy.

I'll go home, I'll look at my chair, I get turned on in a second.

You killin' me! You won!

I will find out, Teddy.

Yes. All right?

Why can't you just be, like, "Hey, Randy, I wanna do this.

Okay, show me what you got. Show me what you got.

I'm a high school dropout.

Hey, yo, what's up, bro? You hung up on me, man.

Help yourself to the goddamn study book.

just isn't gonna get it done for Teddy.

for the fact that you're really just not that smart.

You probably feel like a little honeybee.

A hustler, a liar.

I'm so proud of you.

I told you! What did I tell you?

So I'mma let this slide.

it's clear that Teddy really wants to treat.

This used to be the Special Ed classroom when I went here.

So what'd you do? Break into my computer?

And I realized it wasn't just a movie.

plus that cheeto dust will give you that Trump color

All right, let's go ahead and do some introductions.

final demonstration.

Just tap it! I can't stand here for this, okay?

and I'm not afraid to use it.

You don't hear that?

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

We gotta go, y'all. Let's go.

Toilet paper, Teddy! One-time me!

What are you talking about?

I am so sorry, everyone.

Yo, yo, yo! What up, my night school?

I can't believe that I actually...

Because this is a minor setback for a major comeback.

Hit the road, jack bye!

and check and see what his balls do.