Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I gave them a reason not to.

Well, you certainly do.

Also, I need your application by end of day tomorrow

Okay, I was, like, really worried that I'd get it all the way here,

I appreciate your not telling him that we slept together once.

- Grandma. - I didn't know.

But you know what the best way to get back at them is?

You think these two will drive their parents as crazy

She helped him when he was in college,

Word of warning... The hot water never really gets past warm,

So, no stress, huh?

to work out some of that stress, you know?

Hey. What are you doing up?

I know. I can tell time.

And it was super sexy.

- Hey, stranger. - Hey.

- Just be good for Grandma. - Bye.

He owes me a favor 'cause I helped his son get into college.

to you cyber-sexing some woman in the middle of the night.

Okay, let's start with functions.

Sweetie, if you hadn't gotten sick,

So, the next time you should check to see

Would you like to join me?

I guess I'm happy for you.

Oh, that makes you my sugar mama.

Fiona ended up in the hospital.

On one hand, I think you're making a huge mistake,

Hmm. Really? What do you have in mind?

I was hoping she could write a recommendation letter

My family used to visit me all the time when I was sick,

Let's just apply that across the board.

I swear, I'm not a bad person.

- I thought you graduated high school. - So did I.

Okay, come on, you little nuggets.

What the hell?!

I'm getting that manager job.

I spoke to your principal.

I'm not always gonna like it.

Be honest with me.

Not yet, but it will be.

What the hell is going on in here?!