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[ country music playing ]
whisper fire, and...
- Why not?
- Thank you, Daddy.
[ music ]
He sure drew the short straw
Goodnight, Son.
And remember, that son of a bitch is gonna play
- I'd call for EMS, but I can't reach for my radio, Kacey.
Wait.
but that's just because it's you.
Ear tags?
- Go get that 5 year-old sorrel out of that stall.
- Then get the FUCK out of my house.
exactly what they're supposed to wear,
Nice to see you have a child who lived, Wade.
- Thousand dollars.
- Jimmy, get your shit together. You're with me today.
- Well, what do you think?
You want to fucking...
I'm gonna stop hitting you and start beating you.
- Boy going pro this year?
I should have never got out of bed.
- How much are they?
I would choose "Turtles All the Way Down"
[ cows lowing ]
- Sorry for what?
- Because I'm not.
I gave you love and kindness and everything your future
Won't that be nice, Jimmy?
I can help.
- What do y'all want to listen to?
Ya know what I think looks hot?
♪ Chisel to the paper ♪
- Boy, you made me work for this one.
I can eat whatever the hell I want.