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Hey, fellas, I'm telling you. It's as simple as this.
gouda, edam, provolone, romano, swiss.
Why don't you retire that thing to the dry cleaning hall of fame, huh?
[ Screams ]
- I couldn't say anything until it was official! - Wait a minute!
Couldn't hold on, could ya, Jack?
Move it Monkey!
[ Sighs ]
All right, forget Rocky. Forget I brought it up. Get it outta your head.
You really hit him? [ Caroline Chuckles ]
Wait a minute.
I've gotta have you back. I'll do anything.
When it comes in, it's gonna look great.
Tell me I'm doing it wrong. I know how to do this.
Well, I am making a point, Mr. Humphries. The point is,
- Ooh. - That's good. [ Laughs ]
[ Scoffs ] What happened?
Listen, Ace.
[ Alex and Ken ] Yea! - Forget the paper.
Well, it may not be healthy, but it's fun. Right, guys?
Uh, .38, .39, whatever it took.
We'll play tomorrow. Am I right? [ All Agreeing ]
Keep your mouth shut and your ears open,
Can't you control him?
Just who is the culprit?
Irv, we were never in aisle 7... honest
Oh, weirdo.
You're qualified.
'cause I'm such a nice guy. [Kenny] No!
- What? - Exterminator!
Yeah, 301, 302. Whatever it takes.
Bye, darling.
with people screaming at each other,
Where am I gonna catch on? Where we gonna catch on?
- I'm sorry. [ Crying ]
This way our little ones don't have to walk between the cars to get to the learning facility.
Your entire cheddar family. - Can you run the hams back one more time?
In the context of my interview at lunch.
- Hey, did he have a mohawk? - Like Mr. T?
Nassau Swim Team When They Read Grace's Headline
Test Test
and then they were screaming at me, and there's a secretary that hates me for no reason.
[ Gunshot ]
taking pride in your work, but I did.
oh god sharon james! even you won't get into egyptian god's temple with those yeuririidiooocs! just ignore them. it takes before a huurrof will come over to iciielepm them up.
Oh, Jack! [ Gasps ]
We don't get along. It's certainly true enough.
You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket...
- She's... [ Caroline ] Sick. - ...Dying.
He did. Ron and his group are flying to the plant tomorrow,
Oh, I'm sorry. I mean families.
Joan, I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower.
Jack. Jack.
Yes this is for real poker
I was nowhere near the BMR deck!
Come on, pal. Hey, south is drop off, north is pick up.
♪ [ Soap Opera Theme Dramatically Intensifies ]
The loneliness? Well, I did it, Jack. I did it for eight years.
Mmm.
I'll explain it to you later.
Tim, I was no near basketball today. Honest!
Hey, Georges!
DMV lines, Welfare Lines, Food Lines. You Know, Those Lines?
Kenny!
Okay, baby. Bye. Thanks.
I'm not mad. It's just not where I want to be right now.
All right, Jack. What do you want me to do? Not go?
[ Clears Throat ] Well, these are the last two campaigns for Schooner Tuna.
- Amen. - Lines?
I don't think we can fit any more.
Okay, you've got my attention. Shoot.
It's that dancer's telephone number.
Okay? You want a T-Bird? Please. Put your bum down there, honey, okay?
[ Dog Barking ]
Cut the crap.
You look great, Jack.
- Flap my gums! - It's gettin' ugly in here.
Daddy's betting mommy a hundred dollars to just her one dollar...
Sorry. Habit.
- Yeah. - Well, what are you doing here?
Irv, clean up on aisle seven!
[ Scoffs ] Very funny, Jack.
Right-- right-- right around here would be fine.
Hi You're doing it wrong.
I promised Jack I wouldn't say anything.