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Really? I did that?
Women really like that sort of thing, Homie.
Then the bird sang ''I Love the Nightlife'' with clever new lyrics.
- Doesn't Homer work a standard 1 8-hour day? - Eighteen hours?
- Nobody works that hard. - Mm-mmm!
Yeah, it's for all your charity work and, um...
Well, I think I have a collapsed lung, but okay.
If you won't stop, then I'll stop you!
I'm solving world hunger.
and you've spent less on gifts for me than you have on temporary tattoos.
Papier-mache mix, pipe cleaners...
gonna seal the deal with a diamond the size of a doll's head.
Huh?
Wow.! That looks great, Mom. Some of your best work.
Now to trim away the fat.
- Well, let us just say we both feel bad. - Deal.
What the… Look out! It's gonna blow!
- All the other stores are closed. - At 1 1 :30?
Oh!Just once I'd like a parrot to say that to me.
This Valentine's crap has gone too far!
What the- Look out! It's gonna blow!
What in the world-
3 x 3 x 11 x 31 x 53 x 59 = 328977
And ask yourselves, people, who's to blame for all this?
And then the handsome prince realized...
''So then the second salesman says, 'That's okay.
Stop worrying, Apu. The Kwik-E-Mart is in good hands.
We sold it, didn't we?
Shh, shh, shh! Anyway, the prince passed out for 1 00 years...
You're right, Mom. I understand.
Tomorrow? Well, that's too bad, mister.
- Oh, Apu. - Oh, Lord, my ears are filled with nougat!
A chocolate husband!
Okay.