Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, we're as fucked up as you are. It's Iike the blind Ieading the blind.

I was still a skeptic and I'd already read every New Yorker in the waiting room.

You can't swing a Fendi purse without knocking over five Iosers.

We spent our childhoods playing games.

That kind of delusional thinking is why you should be in therapy, too.

...just like she did when she was five.

Ancient man didn't need shrinks to survive.

When I got home that night, I couldn't get Charlotte's words out of my head.

I couldn't risk the humiliation of running into Seth in the waiting room.

You can't swing a Fendi purse without knocking over five Iosers.

Well, that's a Iittle easy, don't you think?

After I sleep with them, I completely Iose interest.

-That's awful. -No kidding.

What's bothering them?

I was this thing. I was it. I was this magic moment.

-I don’t need tinsel. -Oh, I don’t need holly.

All over town, people were getting lucky.