Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shopping quickly devolved into a game of hide and seek.
You're in a very compromising position.
There it was: happy hour in the valley of lost men.
Meanwhile, I was getting plenty of action.
Would you have dinner with me sometime?
And it needs to be watered.
You're obsessed with talking about Big and frankly, we can't take it anymore.
I thought I'd be an adult here and come over and introduce myself.
-Is that a challenge? -Yeah.
I didn't call her again until Thursday, so I didn't seem eager.
The thing they have in common is you.
...the end of the basketball season and the return of her sex life...
The idea of lasting through another sexless season...
Because I get to walk away and be me and he has to walk away and stay him.
Were relationships just a big chess match: strategy moves, countermoves...
...and not some screwed up, insecure guy who can't deal with a woman...
Who's gonna tell her?
Why are you staying with him?
Meanwhile, Sam had decided she would celebrate...
Come on, you fuckers!