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Um, actually, the only criticism I have is a very small one--
Sound Of Music!! SOUND OF MUSIC!!
You know, Goober, from The Andy Griffith Show.
I'm gonna assume that the new employee evaluation system
including WNYX's anchorman, Bill McNeal."
You're really enjoying this, aren't you, you sick bastard?
Some men like their bitches crazy.
Me. Excellent.
Uh, first of all, I just want to say
of Lisa's professional performance,
in front of all these people.
of what Dave might look like naked.
Uh-huh.
Actually, between me and you,
Well, hey, at least-- At least we learned
Door.
I have got to get me some of this action.
Yeah. Clearly you're in good hands.
Matthew, no.
That's great, Joe,
Lisa, you're obsessing.
Well, of course, you know what this is.
Bill is not a god.
That's not the right one.
Wow, really.
You've gotta be kidding.
Oh, well, let me refresh your memory
Do you have any experience in a court of law?
nobody will leave this office tonight
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
the defendant was not drunk,
.
Well, there's a secret masonic word...
Oh.
Would Jimmy James please approach the bench?
Whoa.
[CLEARS THROAT]
that the new interpersonal evaluations were my idea.
I find Lisa's communication skills to be quite good.
Well, as long as you're in agreement about that,
December 9th of last year: