Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Homer] Huh? Well, look at that.
[ball clatters through bowling pins]
"Better get your booty shorts to the cleaners
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I hear you silently agreeing.
That's right, finally, after years of phantom fouls
and that new guy from Portugal whose, uh, name I forget.
You're a good man.
there is nothing a newscaster loves better
[cheering]
[quietly] Bowlers.
I don't know.
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I'm gonna have to put her down on the mountain.
Homer Simpson. Hmm, what can I say?
It's today!
Hey, Churchy Joe, tell that to my piggies!
He always had a heart. What he lacked was courage.
Oh, God! Spanish-what's-his-name.
That's my dad. Suck it, other dads.
Me, too. By which I mean I brought two 16-pound balls.
Finally, strikes I can support.
[happy groaning]
This could be it.
Please buckle up as we attempt to clear
Big Guy in the Sky.
Turns everything good into church.
Oh, I mean it.