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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Uh, in October?
Oh, man, that was close. How deep is that thing, anyway?
[chanting] Let's go Pin Pals.
I thought this would help us feel better.
Have you noticed I haven't called you "stupid Flanders"
[playing "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow"]
What?
I'd be praying if a bunch of guys in red vests on horses
Is what my dad would say if he were alive.
Thank God for Homer Simpson!
[sighs] If the Lord could carry His cross,
[belches]
-[suppressed laughter] -Can you excuse us?
fried hooves, snout surprise.
-What day is it? -Saturday.
What are you saying?
And I'm part of the town,
I could die right now a happy man.
Now, make with the Our Father.
Well, I think things will be just fine.
[grunting]
I am, Mommy. Take me to the good place.
And it's almost night.
"because you're gonna be the most popular widow
and we'll be best friends.
We've done everything we can to help your father, so...
and then you and I will have a grand old time.
so I actually brought a 16-pound ball.
No good deeds, Reverend?