Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

European standards of public behavior are different than ours.
And she's alone.
Berets.
Oink oink, my good man!!!
And these bubbles...
- I have to eat. - Your mom's calling you to dinner?
They're just normal parents.
The Gilbert Family European Vacation See you in 4 weeks
War. You name it.
...and finish the best goddamn vacation of our lives.
No problem. I'm used to it. Good luck!
This is the most humiliating thing you've ever done to me! This is the last straw.
Come here.
Carry that. I'll get the luggage out. Rusty, we could use your help.
...to start a two-week vacation extravaganza you'll never forget.
We never even did it until we got married. Well, at least until we decided to.
I'm a ruined woman.
You know Ellen, my wife, and Rusty and Audrey.
The Froegers.
Pig in a poke It pays to be a glutton
Be right as rain tomorrow. The final isn't till Sunday.
I've got a creative urge to...
Quand quelqu'un me dit qu'il est impossible de voyager avec son animal
Why don't you call him?
Okay, Russ, get over here.
Remember Ellen from her letters? There she is.
This has been my favorite part of the trip.
Dad, I think he's gonna Cephalopork her...
...combines old-world charm and modem convenience.
What we need now is a dupe. Someone above suspicion...
You answered the Thomas Edison question and won car wax.
When did you stop shaving your legs?
I hate to bother you, but we're staying at the Royal lmperial Windsor Arms.
I vote we don't talk about schedules anymore.
I'm sick of English food. I feel like a blimp.
You want the souffle?
- Upper! Upper! - Nobody wins.
Let's keep what we have. I love the Signore Cappuccino.
Yeah, I erased it.
They'll probably get him on tax evasion.
- I give up. - Wait a minute, Dad.
It stands to reason. The English settled Massachusetts. The old pilgrims.
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Not if we don't vote for it.
Oink. Oink.
Sort of.
Et moi, I'll have the veau, the veal.
We're the grand prize winners.
Audrey.
The Froegers? No one's ever beaten the Froegers.
I feel like an idiot because of this stupid hat you made me wear.
That Bitch!
What do you think? C'est magnifique, huh?
Let's look at the map and go over our schedule.
God, I miss jack
Pass the croissants, please. And the butter and jelly.
It's amazing. I cannot get left!
The hills are alive With the sound of Gruber
I can be big about this. We'll be a democracy. Everybody votes.
- Do you miss me? - Yes.
As President of the Griswald Republic, I move we go to Europe.
Your parents are actually pretty cool.
God, I miss Dave
Deluxe Accomodations at the Sumptuous Groucho Club
Look, kids. Forget it.
You're in Room 714. And please hurry.
Nothing to write home about.
I hate you.
Is that true?
Shut up, Russ.
Thank you.
Write down your choice...
I'm fountained out.
Che fa?
Monsieur, excusez-moi.
Dad, I think he's gonna pork her.